Corporate Unhinged Volume 1: Sticker 6-Pack

For when your workplace makes you question your life choices—daily.

This chaotic little collection is packed with six of our most relatable, sarcastic, and slightly unhinged sticker truths. Perfect for decorating your water bottle, laptop, notebook, or cubicle wall when HR says “be professional” and you say “be fucking for real.”

Includes:
💥 This Meeting Could Have Been a Fistfight
🧐 I Wonder What My Job Description Says Today
😈 I’m Not the Bigger Person
🖕 Fuck You This Much
⚠️ Warning: Not Great With Other Humans
🎧 You Know What That Sounds Like? Not My Problem

Printed on thick, durable vinyl with a high-quality matte finish, these stickers are water-resistant, UV-resistant, and even dishwasher safe.

✅ High-quality vinyl
✅ Perfect for laptops, journals, water bottles & more
✅ Indoor/outdoor use

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Each one approx. 3” of pure snark

Stick ‘em anywhere. Let the passive-aggression do the rest.