Ask Me About My Lobotomy Keychain

Some conversations are beyond saving. This keychain is for those moments.

This "Ask Me About My Lobotomy" keychain is for anyone who's been through one too many meetings, one too many emails, or one too many interactions with the general public. If you've reached the point where your only coping mechanism is dark humor, congratulations... you've found your people.

Clip it to your keys, purse, backpack, or work bag and let everyone know you're functioning on vibes alone. Whether they get the joke or not is their problem.