Slime-X™ - Organic Cleaning Gel

It’s not food. It just looks delicious.

You ever stick your fingers between your car’s cupholders and immediately regret being alive?

Meet Slime-X — a stretchy, satisfying blob of grime-slaying goop that digs deep into the darkest corners of your center console, dashboard, vents, and all those crevices where crumbs go to die.

No sprays. No cloths. No judging your mess.
Just grab, squish, press, peel — and eww... that's actually kind of satisfying.

We spent 6 months perfecting this product through 15 revisions in formula to produce the best available version of this top selling product on the market.

Slime-X Cleaning Gel is 100% biodegradable and vegetable based, and does not leave any marks or stains during application. 

Why You’ll Love It:

• Gets into weird car cracks like a flexible little cleaning ninja

• Picks up crumbs, dust, and mystery fuzz

• Reusable until it gets gross (which is both horrifying and satisfying)

• Smells oddly good, like productivity and poor decisions

• Pairs great with your Stupid Car Tray for the full no-spill, no-crusty-cracker-layers experience

  
  

  ⚠️ Disclaimer:

  Not edible. No matter how much it looks like candy from a dystopian alien vending machine.