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One Day Closer Funny 3D Birthday Card

$15.99
One Day Closer Funny 3D Birthday Card
One Day Closer Funny 3D Birthday Card
One Day Closer Funny 3D Birthday Card
One Day Closer Funny 3D Birthday Card
One Day Closer Funny 3D Birthday Card
One Day Closer Funny 3D Birthday Card
One Day Closer Funny 3D Birthday Card

One Day Closer Funny 3D Birthday Card

$15.99

387% SATISFACTION GUARANTEED (Yep, no typo. We mean it)

What’s worse? Realizing you’re one day closer to death or… wait, there’s truly nothing worse.

You know your days are limited when you’re gifted arthritis instead of cash and your “Bucket List” becomes a “F*ck It” list. The front of this 3D card features the Grim Reaper delivering warm birthday wishes, but they don’t call him “grim” for nothing. One look inside, and that old goat will be staring directly into the eyes of their past ticking away only to realize that there is no silver lining; it’s just gray hair.

On the bright side, at least they’ll never have to worry about dying young…

Perfect Occasions:
Funny birthday card for him, 40th/50th/60th/70th birthday card for him/her, 3D birthday cards for husband/wife, rude happy birthday card for men/man or women/woman, funny birthday card for grandma/grandpa, and more…

What’s Inside:
Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
Front cover: Grim reaper with text reading, “Happy birthday”
Inside of card: 3D mirror with “One day closer” text