On the Day You Were Hired The Stars Were Perfectly Aligned Card
$8.47
$8.47
For when destiny had jokes.
On the day you took this job, the stars were perfectly aligned. ✨ Unfortunately, they aligned to spell “you’re fucked.” And now… here we are.
This greeting card is the perfect blend of cosmic beauty and brutal honesty. It’s ideal for:
- Welcoming a new hire to the madness
- Congratulating a friend on their questionable life choices
- Celebrating promotions, demotions, or emotional implosions
Includes white 5.25x7.25 Envelope.
Card Size: 5" x 7" (127mm x 177.8mm)