Let's See Those Nipples (Jumper Cables)

Let's See Those Nipples (Jumper Cables) Vinyl & Magnetic Design

Looking for a weird sticker that'll make people do a double-take and then cry-laugh? Congratulations, you magnificent weirdo - you've found it. 🔌

WHY THIS MASTERPIECE RULES:

• Size: A thicc 8.5" x 2.5" of pure automotive innuendo
• Choose your adventure: Weatherproof vinyl or magnetic format
• Built tougher than your car's will to live
• UV-resistant (because faded jokes are sad jokes)
• Guaranteed to make at least one mechanic snort-laugh

MAGNETIC OPTION: For the commitment-phobes who like to switch things up:

• Industrial-strength grip (clings tighter than your ex)
• Available in standard or 30mil thickness for cold climates
• Won't scratch your precious ride
• Perfect for when you need to look "respectable" (boooring)

VINYL OPTION: For those ready to commit to the bit:

• Premium weatherproof vinyl that laughs at rain, snow, and judgmental looks
• Professional-grade adhesive that sticks like your car's dependency on electricity
• UV-resistant because some relationships should last forever

WHO NEEDS THIS? YOU DO, IF:

• You've ever had to jump a car and made inappropriate comments
• Your humor is darker than your car's engine bay
• You appreciate a good double entendre
• Your car has broken down enough times to develop Stockholm syndrome
• You want to make every parking lot interaction way more awkward

QUALITY THAT DOESN'T SUCK: Each Frog Mustard weird sticker is:

• Made with premium materials that can handle your bad decisions
• Printed with high-resolution detail (every nipple deserves clarity)
• Quality checked by humans who giggled through inspection
• Packaged with care and a side of judgment

INSTALLATION: Vinyl: Clean surface, peel, stick, embrace the chaos Magnet: Slap it on, watch people's faces, remove before visiting grandma

WARNING: Side effects may include:

• Excessive offers to jump other people's cars
• Awkward conversations with police officers
• Making new friends in AutoZone
• Being the talk of the PTA meeting
• Developing a reputation as "that person"

THE FROG MUSTARD GUARANTEE: We stand behind our products like a tow truck behind your broken-down car. If your weird sticker doesn't meet expectations for premium automotive humor, we'll make it right.

TECHNICAL SPECS FOR NERDS:

• Dimensions: 8.5" x 2.5"
• Material: Premium vinyl or industrial-grade magnet
• Durability: Outlasts most relationships
• Awkwardness level: Maximum