JD Vance: 'Say Pwease & Tank You'
JD Vance Meme Sticker – “Say Pwease & Tank You” Vinyl Decal & Magnet
The Meme That Broke the Internet, Now on a Sticker
The JD Vance meme you never knew you needed is here. The "Say Pwease & Tank You" moment—born from a real-life viral gaffe—is now immortalized in high-quality vinyl and magnet form. Whether you slap this bad boy on your car, laptop, water bottle, toolbox, or fridge, one thing is certain: it’s a guaranteed conversation starter.
This weatherproof vinyl decal (or 20mm-backed magnet) is printed with commercial-grade durability but still proudly repping small-biz energy. If you love political memes, hilarious internet moments, or just the absurdity of it all, this sticker belongs in your collection.
🚨 Limited Edition – When It’s Gone, It’s Gone! 🚨
What Makes This JD Vance Meme Sticker Elite?
✔ 8.5” x 2.5” – Not too big, not too small—just the perfect flex.
✔ Weatherproof, UV-resistant vinyl – Built to outlast even the worst takes.
✔ Magnets available – Perfect for removable chaos.
✔ Commercially printed, small-biz powered – Top-tier quality, but with that garage-goblin love.
✔ Hilarious Word Art design – Retro cringe meets modern political absurdity.
✔ Buy 2, Get 1 Free + Free U.S. Shipping – Because you deserve more memes.
Who Needs This Sticker? (Hint: Probably You.)
✅ Political meme connoisseurs who live for the discourse.
✅ People who thrive on awkward moments turned legendary.
✅ Collectors of internet history and meme culture.
✅ Anyone who appreciates JD being memed into oblivion.
Sticker vs. Magnet – Pick Your Poison.
Vinyl Decal Edition
- Weatherproof, UV-resistant, and fade-proof – This JD meme will survive rain, snow, or your worst opinions.
- Strong adhesive backing – Sticks securely, but won’t leave residue if removed properly.
- Perfect for cars, laptops, notebooks, water bottles, and more.
Magnet Edition
- 20mm magnetic backing – Slaps onto any metal surface without commitment issues.
- Great for fridges, lockers, toolboxes, and even your car (if it’s got a metal bumper).
- Removable and reusable – Move your meme as you please.
Where to Slap This JD Vance Meme Sticker for Maximum Impact
🚗 Your car bumper – Confuse strangers, anger JD Vance fans, and amuse the rest of us.
💻 Your laptop – Because meetings are already boring enough.
💦 Your water bottle – Stay hydrated, stay unhinged.
🔧 Your toolbox – Just in case anyone forgot who’s in charge.
🍕 Your fridge – Pair it with that two-week-old takeout.
📬 Your neighbor’s mailbox – (Kidding… kinda.)
Why Our Stickers & Magnets Slap Harder Than a JD Vance Think Piece
🚫 No cheap, peeling garbage – This is high-quality vinyl, not some gas station-tier nonsense.
🚫 No sad, faded prints – We use commercial-grade printing to keep your meme crispy.
🚫 No weak magnets that slide off – Our 20mm backing grips like a political scandal.
We’re a small business, not a mega-corporation, which means every sticker is made with 100% attention to detail and 110% internet-fueled energy.
Real Customer Reviews (100% Verified, 1000% Hilarious)
🔥 “I put this on my car and immediately got side-eyed at a stoplight. 10/10 experience.”
🔥 “The magnet is hilarious and sticks like glue to my fridge. Great quality.”
🔥 “The JD Vance meme lives on. This sticker is perfection.”
How to Secure Your JD Vance Meme Sticker Before It’s Gone
🔥 Buy 2, Get 1 FREE! Hoard them like you hoard bad takes.
🔥 FREE U.S. shipping! No hidden fees, just premium-grade meme magic.
🔥 Limited edition! Once it’s gone, it’s gone (like Vance’s credibility).
Meet the Small-Biz Behind the Madness
Hey, I’m Alyssa, the unhinged brain behind Frog Mustard, the viral small-biz sticker and magnet empire that brings you the funniest, most absurd, and road-rage-inducing designs.
🚀 Over 20,000+ stickers sold – Yes, people actually buy these.
📦 Ships in 1-2 days – Because waiting for memes is painful.
💀 Packed with love & chaos – And probably a sprinkle of sticker-goblin energy.
Final Warning – Don’t Sleep on This Meme.
If you’re still reading, you need this sticker. Don’t let some other internet gremlin snag it before you do.
🚨 Buy 2, Get 1 Free + Free U.S. Shipping! 🚨
🔗 Click ‘Add to Cart’ before it disappears faster than a bad tweet.