Isakok Cock Cannon

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Voted Grandma's leastĀ favoriteĀ gift - 2023 šŸ†

  • Shoots a 2.5-foot cock into someone's face.
  • Disguised as harmless "ISAKOK" šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ Japanese incense sticks.
  • It's not though... it's a dick projectile with big hairy balls.
  • A completely covert prank.
  • Not for your grandma - but that's EXACTLY why you should get her one!
  • Features handy pull-tab... For faster deployment.

*NEW* Discreet Packing Slip. Hides what it truly is...

They'll never see it coming.Ā šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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------ Here's how it works:Ā 

Do you remember that jelly beans or peanuts prank? Where they open the can and a giant snake springs out?Ā 

The Cock Cannon is exactly like thatĀ - but instead of a fake-looking blue snake, it's a giant, 2-and-a-half-foot cock that flies out... With big hairy balls.Ā 

Absolutely hilarious!Ā 

It's all hidden in what people think is a Japanese Incense brand called ISAKOK. The name flies over their head until theĀ contents flies over their head. haha.Ā 

And just like the real thing,Ā it's completely reusable.Ā ā™»ļøĀ 

So after you've got your friend with it, stuff it back inside the can and get your brother. Then jam it back in the can and give it as a super-secret Santa.Ā 

It's the gift that keeps on giving.Ā