Fuck Off I'm Reading Glass Candle
Each candle is hand-poured in small batches in the heart of Los Angeles, ensuring unparalleled attention to detail and quality. Free from toxins, parabens, and phthalates, our non-toxic formula provides a safe, eco-friendly option that burns cleaner and longer than traditional paraffin candles.
- Size: 12oz | Burn Time: 60+ hours
- Made with Natural Soy Wax for a longer, cleaner burn
- High-Quality Essential Oil Fragrances for rich, lasting scents
- Non-Toxic & Cruelty-Free: Free from harmful chemicals
- Hand-poured in Small Batches in Los Angele
VANILLA CLOVE + NUTMEG
This exquisite fragrance opens with a spicy medley of allspice, clove, and nutmeg, creating a sense of coziness and warmth. The heart notes reveal a delicate tea rose and coconut blend as the scent unfolds, adding a subtle floral sweetness and a creamy, tropical twist. The base notes of lactonic, vanilla, and white musk provide a soft, comforting finish that lingers beautifully on the skin. Cinnamon Vanilla is a scent that embodies comfort and elegance, perfect for those who love a harmonious blend of spice, floral, and creamy notes.
Top: All Spice, Clove, Nutmeg
Middle: Tea Rose, Coconut
Base: Lactonic, Vanilla, White Musk
SUGAR APPLES + SPICE
Beneath the summer sun's glory, you are lying in the grass beside an apple tree. Suddenly, the fresh, fruity scent of ripe apples overcomes you—bringing you the delights of high summer, complete with a powerful sense of freedom and lightness. If you like the warmer months and appreciate the aroma of sweet apples, you will love our fragrance “Apple Harvest.”
Top: Orange Peel, Cinnamon, Nutmeg
Middle: Apple
Base: Clove, Vanilla
SEASIDE + ROSES
A tribute to the ephemeral beauty of coastal blooms, Beach Rose captures the delicate beauty of wild roses dancing along the shore.
Top: Cool Aldehydes, Sparkling Bergamit, Pink Apple
Middle: Sea Rose, Geranium, Beach Lavender
Base: Cedarwood, Peach Skin, Vanilla Bean
ORANGE + COCONUT + MUSK
Orange coconut musk opens with juicy orange, melon, and green notes, awakening the senses with vibrant freshness. A heart of mango, coconut, and jasmine brings a tropical, indulgent touch, while amber, musk, and sandalwood add warmth and depth. This fragrance radiates energy and sophistication, ideal for lovers of zesty, tropical, and warm blends.
Top: Orange, Melon, Green
Middle: Mango, Coconut, Jasmine
Base: Amber, Musk, Sandalwood
COCONUT CREAM + CARDAMOM
"A decadent fragrance, Coconut, Cardamom, and Cream begins with exotic curry and coconut notes, evoking sun-drenched lands. The heart blends creamy vanilla coconut, warm spices, and cardamom, adding a refined touch. A sweet, creamy base with musky and powdery undertones wraps up this gourmand and spicy fragrance, creating the cozy essence of a gourmet dessert."
Top: Curry, Coconut
Middle: Vanilla, Spices, Pepper, Cardamom
Base: Sweet, Cream, Musky, Powdery
SHIMMERING SUGAR COOKIE
Dive into the holiday spirit with a joyful blend of sugared red berries, twirling in sweet harmony with rich, buttery vanilla beans. This fragrance is a true festive indulgence, capturing the season's magic in every swirl. Topped with a playful dash of colorful sequin sprinkles, it’s a fun and sparkling celebration that will leave your space merry and bright.
Top: Strawberry, Sheer Blueberry Glaze
Middle: Vanilla Bean Swirl, Raspberries
Base: Sweet, Cream, Musky, Powdery