Dam Good Beaver Inappropriate 3D Greeting Card


Legend has it that a clean beaver always gets the best wood…

It’s time to channel those animalistic instincts and show your lover a dam good night by doin’ it like they do on the Discovery Channel. The front cover suggests that these ravenous rodents dig a midnight romp, so we suggest hibernating before heyday because, well… her lady pond ain’t gonna fill itself. As your lover opens this cheeky pop-up card, they’ll be pleasantly beaved by a couple of mammals ready to Marvin Gaye their way to extinction.

With tail so enticing, the sun won’t be the only thing that rises in the morning…

Perfect Occasions:
Dirty Anniversary cards for husband or wife, funny 3D greeting card for boyfriend or girlfriend, best pop-up cards for lovers, partner or spouse, dirty Valentine’s Day cards for boyfriend or girlfriend, mature 3D greeting cards for lovers, and more…

What’s Inside:
Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
Front cover: Beavers swimming with text, “Beavers are active mainly at night”
Inside of card: 3D beaver with “Get ready for a dam good evening” text