Be Mine - Chocolate Dick$30.99
387% SATISFACTION GUARANTEED (Yep, no typo. We mean it)
Flowers are so 2010 - Up your game this year and get your boo a gift they will not only love, they will remember forever!
Be Mine is our Limited Edition chocolate penis in a box of the year, so don't sleep on this perfect gift.
This chocolate dick in a box gift is perfect for this thoughtful occasion or just a friendly reminder to eat a dick.
- Five ounces of solid chocolate
- Perfectly disguised as a luxury item
- Featured in Huffington Post, Cosmo, Men's Health, Funny or Die and more
Originally developed as a way for people to anonymously tell their friends, office colleagues, etc to "eat a dick" without the repercussions, Dick at Your Door has grown into a great way to spice up the holidays, bachelorette party, have a laugh, or just eat some great chocolate that just happens to be shaped like a dong.
You supply the address we supply the dick. It's that simple.