{"product_id":"oh-look-nobody-gives-a-shit-postcard","title":"Oh Look Nobody Gives A Shit Postcard","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"98\" data-end=\"305\"\u003eFor those special moments when the drama unfolds and you couldn’t care less. This postcard delivers the perfect dose of deadpan honesty for meetings, office gossip, or your inbox full of “urgent” nonsense.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"307\" data-end=\"387\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eBecause sometimes, \u003cem data-start=\"326\" data-end=\"337\"\u003eliterally\u003c\/em\u003e no one gives a shit — and that’s the real beauty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"407\" data-end=\"466\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"OYPEnA font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none white-space-prewrap\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"OYPEnA font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e5\" x 7\" (127mm x 177.8mm)\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e 60lb cardstock(230 gsm) Matte Paper \/ (Gloss finish in Europe and Australia)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Corporate Snark","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54557420585235,"sku":"sku-50470012092728","price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0015\/5726\/6543\/files\/17_68a6d338-9c18-42fc-bf60-679eb3a51e69.png?v=1786376560","url":"https:\/\/suatmm.com\/products\/oh-look-nobody-gives-a-shit-postcard","provider":"Shut Up and Take my MONEY","version":"1.0","type":"link"}