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Offensive Pens

$14.99
Offensive Pens
Offensive Pens
Offensive Pens
Offensive Pens
Offensive Pens
Offensive Pens

Offensive Pens

$14.99

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Finally, the pen set no one asked for. 

5 pens with that clicking thing that will annoy the shit out of your co-workers if you won't stop pressing it. 

Phrases include: 
  • That's Not My Job
  • Per My Last Email
  • I'm Starting To Feel Sick Tomorrow
  • This Meeting Could Have Been An Email
  • Oh, For Fucks Sake