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National Lampoon Christmas Card

$5.99
National Lampoon Christmas Card

National Lampoon Christmas Card

$5.99

387% SATISFACTION GUARANTEED (Yep, no typo. We mean it)

CARD:
“WHEN SANTA SQUEEZES HIS FAT WHITE ASS DOWN THAT CHIMNEY TONIGHT, HE’S GONNA FIND THE JOLLIEST BUNCH OF ASSHOLES THIS SIDE OF THE NUTHOUSE” - CLARK GRISWOLD

MATERIAL & PACKAGING:
- Printed on premium, heavy cardstock.
- Card measures 4.25" x 5.5" inches folded (A2)
- Blank inside for your personal message.
- Includes a 4.25" x 5.5" inch A2 envelope for your card.
- Includes an extra 5x7" envelope in case you want to mail your card.
- Card wrapped in a protective cellophane sleeve.
- Ships in a sturdy, rigid envelope so your card(s) arrives safe and sound:)