{"product_id":"lets-keep-the-dumbfuckery-to-a-minimum-today-sticker","title":"Let's Keep the Dumbfuckery to a Minimum Today Sticker","description":"\u003carticle data-turn=\"assistant\" data-scroll-anchor=\"true\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-843\" dir=\"auto\" class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:--spacing(4)] @[37rem]:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(6)] @[72rem]:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(16)] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:32rem] @[34rem]:[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @[64rem]:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-model-slug=\"o4-mini\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-5\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-id=\"83409e21-70c7-4bce-a647-d1a2ba407dd6\" data-message-author-role=\"assistant\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[3px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full break-words dark\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full break-words dark\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eA gentle reminder for the chaos gremlins in your vicinity: today is not the day. This sticker sets the tone... low tolerance, high caffeine, zero patience for nonsense. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"428\" data-start=\"271\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePrinted on durable vinyl with a matte finish, it’s water-resistant, UV-resistant, and dishwasher safe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"428\" data-start=\"271\"\u003e✅ High-quality vinyl\u003cbr data-start=\"649\" data-end=\"652\"\u003e✅ Perfect for laptops, journals, water bottles \u0026amp; more\u003cbr data-start=\"705\" data-end=\"708\"\u003e✅ Indoor\/outdoor use\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"428\" data-start=\"271\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eApprox Size: 3\" x 3\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"428\" data-start=\"271\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eStick it somewhere visible and let it do the emotional labor.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e","brand":"Corporate Snark","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54557422813459,"sku":"sku-51056885268792","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0015\/5726\/6543\/files\/67_8a80d1fc-7028-433d-9963-49dfc4915c03.png?v=1786376619","url":"https:\/\/suatmm.com\/products\/lets-keep-the-dumbfuckery-to-a-minimum-today-sticker","provider":"Shut Up and Take my MONEY","version":"1.0","type":"link"}