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I Like Your Butt Valentine's Day Card

$4.50
I Like Your Butt Valentine's Day Card

I Like Your Butt Valentine's Day Card

$4.50

387% SATISFACTION GUARANTEED (Yep, no typo. We mean it)

CARD:
“ROSES ARE RED

VIOLETS ARE CLEVER
I LOVE YOUR BUTT
LET ME TOUCH IT FOREVER

MATERIAL & PACKAGING:
- Printed on premium, heavy cardstock. 
- Card measures 4.25" x 5.5" inches folded (A2)
- Blank inside for your personal message.
- Includes a 4.25" x 5.5" inch A2 envelope for your card.
- Includes an extra 5x7" envelope in case you want to mail your card.
- Card wrapped in a protective cellophane sleeve.
- Ships in a sturdy, rigid envelope so your card(s) arrives safe and sound:)

SHIPPING:
- We are dedicated to fast shipping! 
- All cards are shipped via USPS First Class mail.
- Shipping time usually takes between 2-3 business days, per USPS quote times. 
- For international orders outside the US, please be aware that international shipping times vary and usually takes anywhere between 7-14 business days. Please take care to purchase your international orders well in advance.