{"product_id":"i-could-be-meaner-goose-hat","title":"I Could Be Meaner Goose Hat","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eThis one says exactly what you’re thinking, just a little nicer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eI Could Be Meaner Goose Hat\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e is the perfect mix of unbothered attitude and low key chaos. Clean embroidery, bold red lettering, and a slightly judgmental goose to really drive the point home.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eIt’s funny, it’s wearable, and it’s guaranteed to get a second look.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eFeatures\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e \u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ePremium embroidered front design\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eStructured crown with clean shape\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eTwo-tone colorway (cream crown \/ red brim)\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eAdjustable snapback fit\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDurable, everyday wear build\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDesigned to stand out without trying too hard\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eDetails \u0026amp; Fit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e \u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eStyle: Classic structured trucker-style cap\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eFit: One size fits most (adjustable snapback)\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eMaterial: Cotton\/poly blend front with durable brim\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eColor: Cream \/ Red\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDesign: Direct embroidery (not printed)\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e \u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCasual everyday wear\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eRunning errands with attitude\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eGifts with personality\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ePeople who \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s4\"\u003ecould\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e be meaner… but choose restraint\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eShipping \u0026amp; Fulfillment\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e \u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eMade in our Shop. \u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eEmbroidered in the USA 🇺🇸 (Lawrenceville, Georgia)\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eMade to order\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eFast processing \u0026amp; shipping\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eTracking included\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eFAQ\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eIs this embroidered or printed?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e→ Fully embroidered for a premium, long-lasting finish.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eWill it fit me?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e→ Yes — adjustable snapback fits most head sizes comfortably.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eIs this a high crown or standard fit?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e→ Structured standard crown with a clean front panel.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Old School Hats","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54112075350291,"sku":null,"price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0015\/5726\/6543\/files\/E128BFEE-C6B9-4D93-A0BC-F4FB452181EF.jpg?v=1777921667","url":"https:\/\/suatmm.com\/products\/i-could-be-meaner-goose-hat","provider":"Shut Up and Take my MONEY","version":"1.0","type":"link"}