Has Science Gone Too Far?
Has Science Gone Too Far? – Funny Sticker
“Has Science Gone Too Far?” is a cursed funny sticker for people who:
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Watch late-night YouTube conspiracy documentaries
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Think memes peaked in 2013
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Believe orangutans are capable of things the government doesn't want us to know
This 8.5" x 2.5" sticker comes complete with an unsettling orangutan hybrid image (possibly Photoshopped, possibly born in a military test facility), and a haunting prompt underneath:
“Honk if you think it's real.”
It’s confusing. It’s concerning. And it’s the funniest thing you’ll ever slap on a vehicle.
It’s Not Just a Sticker. It’s a Psychological Weapon.
Let’s be clear: this funny sticker doesn’t come with context, explanation, or mercy. It exists to disturb. To confuse. To force people into honking existentially.
Here’s what your fellow drivers will experience:
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Glance at the back of your car
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Register the hybrid orangutan abomination
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Read the words “Has Science Gone Too Far?”
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Mentally collapse like a Windows XP crash screen
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Honk, nervously, unsure whether they’ve been tricked or converted
And that’s just the beginning.
Real? Fake? You’re Not Saying Either Way.
This sticker isn’t for people who need answers. It’s for people who ask the wrong questions on purpose.
"Is it AI-generated?"
"Is this a political statement?"
"Why is it... orange?"
Yes. No. Maybe. Doesn’t matter. It’s here. And now it’s on your car.
You don’t need to explain yourself. You only need to spread the confusion.
Who Is This Funny Sticker For?
Honestly? Sickos. Visionaries. Internet survivors. Drivers who understand that the only thing more powerful than truth is a really stupid question delivered in 72-point font.
Specifically:
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Chaos agents
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People banned from the science fair
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Meme collectors
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Anti-narrative performance artists
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Late-stage Facebook boomers
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Fans of Orangutankind, but only ironically
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People who giggle at things like “pickle surveillance” or “goblin mode”
If any of this makes sense to you, you’re already one of us.
Sticker Details – Engineered for Confusion and Durability
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Dimensions: 8.5” x 2.5”
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Material: Premium weatherproof vinyl
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Finish: Semi-gloss, for that perfect “is this wet or just cursed?” glow
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Sticker: Permanent (emotionally and physically)
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Magnet (20 mil): Reusable, for commitment-phobes
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Magnet Upgrade (30 mil): For those living in cold climates or high-judgment neighborhoods
These are commercial-grade materials, printed by a small biz with big sticker energy and no government affiliation (as far as you know).
Where to Stick It
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Your bumper (ideal for max confusion)
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Rear windshield (eye-level monkey haunting)
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Laptop (for your next Zoom meeting)
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Fridge (so your roommates have questions)
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Lab notebook (for science students who’ve seen too much)
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Your biology teacher’s car (anonymously, of course)
Wherever you put it, this funny sticker delivers hard-to-explain energy on sight.
Magnet vs Sticker – Choose Your Format of Insanity
Sticker Version
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For lifelong believers in ape-hybrids and chaos theory
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Sticks permanently (like trauma)
Magnet (20 mil)
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Reusable
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Perfect for car sharers and serial pranksters
Magnet Upgrade (30 mil)
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Cold-resistant
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Stronger than your will to behave normally in public
P.S. Most bumpers today are plastic. If you’re getting a magnet, test with a fridge magnet first or stick to metallic surfaces like trunks or side panels.
Application Instructions – WARNING: Brain May Melt
Sticker:
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Clean the surface
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Breathe deeply
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Apply sticker like it’s a government cover-up
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Smooth out air bubbles while questioning reality
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Let cure for 24 hours
Magnet:
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Slap it on with no warning
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Walk away
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Let the chaos unfold organically
FAQs – No, We’re Not Explaining the Ape
Is this a real creature?
No comment.
Is this funny sticker waterproof?
Yes. Rain, snow, hose water, existential dread—bring it on.
Will this get me honked at?
Oh, absolutely. But not in the way you're used to.
Is this a political sticker?
No. But it might accidentally start debates at gas stations. You’ve been warned.
Can I gift this?
Yes. But only to people who deserve it (read: unhinged in the best way).
Final Thoughts From the Edge of Science
“Has Science Gone Too Far?” is the sticker version of a YouTube thumbnail that makes you nervous, then intrigued, then deeply ashamed of your search history.
It’s not logical. It’s not helpful. It’s not even appropriate.
But it is hilarious. And sometimes that’s enough.
So if you’ve ever looked at your car and thought, “This needs more cryptid primate chaos,” congratulations—your moment has arrived.
Buy it. Slap it. Make them honk.
Science may have gone too far… but you? You’re just getting started.