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Happy Birthday! - New and Improved Glitter Bomb Card

$14.99
Happy Birthday! - New and Improved Glitter Bomb Card
Happy Birthday! - New and Improved Glitter Bomb Card
Happy Birthday! - New and Improved Glitter Bomb Card
Happy Birthday! - New and Improved Glitter Bomb Card
Happy Birthday! - New and Improved Glitter Bomb Card
Happy Birthday! - New and Improved Glitter Bomb Card
Happy Birthday! - New and Improved Glitter Bomb Card
Happy Birthday! - New and Improved Glitter Bomb Card

Happy Birthday! - New and Improved Glitter Bomb Card

$14.99

387% SATISFACTION GUARANTEED (Yep, no typo. We mean it)

Greeting Cards are everywhere.  Any occasion rolls around and you're bombarded with cliches and cringes. Not anymore.  With the new exploding glitter bomb greeting card, your greeting card game to grandma will never be the same! 

Congratulations! You just did a thing!  Here's a card filled with exploding balloon confetti!

The New and Improved glitter cannon card is the perfect game changer to the greeting card world

Whether you're having us write the custom message and send on your behalf anonymously, or getting in on the action and giving your target the gift in person, this birthday is going to get weird.

  • Up to 4oz of the confetti of your choosing will launch when opened
  • Anonymously sent activate with your custom message already inside
  • Fine, chunky, or giant confetti available so you can choose your level of cleanup
  • maximum satisfaction knowing you have played the ultimate birthday prank

We all have those friends, family members, co-workers, and acquaintances who deserve the best of the best.  That's why we developed our Exploding Glitter Cannon Greeting Card for your enjoyment and satisfaction!

Anonymously send the card they will never forget.  With up to four ounces of fine glitter included, these cards are designed for maximum confusion, frustration, and...well....cleanup.  Check out our entire lineup of cards here for all your favorite occasions.  

Whether it's a birthday, the holidays, graduations, funerals (ehhh maybe not) Valentine's Day, or just because, we know the greeting card game will never be the same again.