{"product_id":"ghetti-lesbians-bumper-sticker","title":"I Love Spaghetti \u0026 Lesbians Bumper Sticker","description":"\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"1nejt6i\" data-start=\"183\" data-end=\"228\"\u003eI Love Spaghetti \u0026amp; Lesbians Bumper Sticker\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"230\" data-end=\"494\"\u003eThis design is pure, unfiltered chaos—in the best way. Inspired by @tylerhackertv’s brother, who casually answers “spaghetti and lesbians” when asked what he’s thinking about, this \u003cstrong data-start=\"411\" data-end=\"429\"\u003ebumper sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e captures that exact energy: honest, random, and weirdly perfect.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"496\" data-end=\"535\"\u003eIt doesn’t try to be funny. It just is.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003chr data-start=\"537\" data-end=\"540\"\u003e \u003ch3 data-section-id=\"c1wkod\" data-start=\"542\" data-end=\"595\"\u003eFunny Sticker That Actually Gets Reactions\u003c\/h3\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"597\" data-end=\"665\"\u003eMost jokes feel manufactured. This \u003cstrong data-start=\"632\" data-end=\"656\"\u003efunny bumper sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e doesn’t.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"667\" data-end=\"832\"\u003eIt works because it’s unexpected and real—something people read twice before it fully hits. That split-second confusion followed by laughter? That’s the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"834\" data-end=\"841\"\u003eExpect:\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul data-start=\"842\" data-end=\"959\"\u003e \u003cli data-section-id=\"xym36d\" data-start=\"842\" data-end=\"872\"\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"844\" data-end=\"872\"\u003eDouble takes at stoplights\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli data-section-id=\"yjewa0\" data-start=\"873\" data-end=\"899\"\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"875\" data-end=\"899\"\u003ePeople snapping photos\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli data-section-id=\"d7shg8\" data-start=\"900\" data-end=\"959\"\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"902\" data-end=\"959\"\u003eSomeone in traffic laughing way harder than they should\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"961\" data-end=\"1000\"\u003eIt’s memorable without trying too hard.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003chr data-start=\"1002\" data-end=\"1005\"\u003e \u003ch3 data-section-id=\"p833qw\" data-start=\"1007\" data-end=\"1046\"\u003ePremium Vinyl Sticker That Holds Up\u003c\/h3\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"1048\" data-end=\"1177\"\u003eEvery Frog Mustard \u003cstrong data-start=\"1067\" data-end=\"1084\"\u003evinyl sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e is made with durability in mind. This isn’t something that fades after a few weeks outdoors.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"1179\" data-end=\"1192\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1179\" data-end=\"1192\"\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul data-start=\"1193\" data-end=\"1357\"\u003e \u003cli data-section-id=\"18fgkop\" data-start=\"1193\" data-end=\"1243\"\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"1195\" data-end=\"1243\"\u003eWeatherproof vinyl (sun, rain, snow resistant)\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli data-section-id=\"xo7uss\" data-start=\"1244\" data-end=\"1290\"\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"1246\" data-end=\"1290\"\u003eStrong adhesive for clean, smooth surfaces\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli data-section-id=\"kira3z\" data-start=\"1291\" data-end=\"1321\"\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"1293\" data-end=\"1321\"\u003eCrisp, high-contrast print\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli data-section-id=\"1wdgql7\" data-start=\"1322\" data-end=\"1357\"\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"1324\" data-end=\"1357\"\u003eFade- and peel-resistant finish\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"1359\" data-end=\"1441\"\u003eThis \u003cstrong data-start=\"1364\" data-end=\"1388\"\u003eweatherproof sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e is built for daily exposure without losing its edge.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003chr data-start=\"1443\" data-end=\"1446\"\u003e \u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1vhj7zq\" data-start=\"1448\" data-end=\"1479\"\u003eOptional Car Magnet Version\u003c\/h3\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"1481\" data-end=\"1556\"\u003eIf you want flexibility, this design is also available as a \u003cstrong data-start=\"1541\" data-end=\"1555\"\u003ecar magnet\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul data-start=\"1558\" data-end=\"1645\"\u003e \u003cli data-section-id=\"6pru80\" data-start=\"1558\" data-end=\"1584\"\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"1560\" data-end=\"1584\"\u003eThick magnetic backing\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli data-section-id=\"1vskgas\" data-start=\"1585\" data-end=\"1612\"\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"1587\" data-end=\"1612\"\u003eHolds securely at speed\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli data-section-id=\"klxr7s\" data-start=\"1613\" data-end=\"1645\"\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"1615\" data-end=\"1645\"\u003eEasy to remove or reposition\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"1647\" data-end=\"1689\"\u003eSame chaotic message—just less commitment.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003chr data-start=\"1691\" data-end=\"1694\"\u003e \u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1l8bo73\" data-start=\"1696\" data-end=\"1716\"\u003eSize, Use \u0026amp; Care\u003c\/h3\u003e \u003cul data-start=\"1718\" data-end=\"1962\"\u003e \u003cli data-section-id=\"8qt2cd\" data-start=\"1718\" data-end=\"1784\"\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"1720\" data-end=\"1784\"\u003eSize: Standard bumper-friendly dimensions for easy readability\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli data-section-id=\"9ekoqv\" data-start=\"1785\" data-end=\"1843\"\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"1787\" data-end=\"1843\"\u003eBest surfaces: Cars, laptops, toolboxes, water bottles\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli data-section-id=\"1wyj1s6\" data-start=\"1844\" data-end=\"1896\"\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"1846\" data-end=\"1896\"\u003eApplication: Apply to a clean, dry, flat surface\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli data-section-id=\"yc2vcv\" data-start=\"1897\" data-end=\"1962\"\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"1899\" data-end=\"1962\"\u003eCare: Hand wash when possible; avoid seams or uneven surfaces\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"1964\" data-end=\"2046\"\u003eFor magnets, use flat metal areas like trunks or doors (most bumpers are plastic).\u003c\/p\u003e \u003chr data-start=\"2048\" data-end=\"2051\"\u003e \u003ch2 data-section-id=\"1xvwnkw\" data-start=\"2053\" data-end=\"2060\"\u003eFAQs\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003ch3 data-section-id=\"rino7p\" data-start=\"2062\" data-end=\"2102\"\u003eIs this sticker weatherproof?\u003c\/h3\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"2103\" data-end=\"2201\"\u003eYes. It’s made from durable vinyl designed to handle outdoor conditions without fading or peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1o4fdk1\" data-start=\"2203\" data-end=\"2245\"\u003eCan I remove the sticker later?\u003c\/h3\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"2246\" data-end=\"2352\"\u003eYou can remove it, but it’s intended for long-term use. The magnet option is best if you want flexibility.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ch3 data-section-id=\"3ue5mn\" data-start=\"2354\" data-end=\"2410\"\u003eWill this sticker stick over another sticker?\u003c\/h3\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"2411\" data-end=\"2490\"\u003eNo—application works best on a clean, smooth surface to ensure proper adhesion.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.frogmustardstickers.com\/collections\/all\" title=\"\" target=\"_self\"\u003eShop All\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/frogmustardstickers\" title=\"\" target=\"_self\"\u003eFollow us on Instagram\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Frog Mustard Stickers","offers":[{"title":"Sticker","offer_id":53962419044627,"sku":"Spaghetti and Lesbians Sticker","price":10.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Magnet","offer_id":53962419077395,"sku":"Spaghetti and Lesbians Magnet","price":14.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Thick Magnet","offer_id":53962419110163,"sku":"Spaghetti and Lesbians XL","price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0015\/5726\/6543\/files\/il_fullxfull.7871810075_1s7b.jpg?v=1774014995","url":"https:\/\/suatmm.com\/products\/ghetti-lesbians-bumper-sticker","provider":"Shut Up and Take my MONEY","version":"1.0","type":"link"}