Freshly Signed Divorce Papers Funny Scented Candle$23.99
387% SATISFACTION GUARANTEED (Yep, no typo. We mean it)
Nothing captures the rich parchment of a legal document declaring an end to your failed marriage like our candle, Freshly Signed Divorce Papers. It’s not like everyone around you didn’t see this coming, and with the light from this candle now you can see it too. Part happy, part sad, a little relieved, and unsure of your future financial stability: the complex emotions of divorce are captured in this very complex candle.
100% Soy Wax
12oz glass status jars.
Our candles measure about 4.5 inches high and 3.5 inches wide.
Each one weighs about 1.5 pounds.