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For You - Never Ending Country Moaning Song Prank Greeting Card

$16.99
For You - Never Ending Country Moaning Song Prank Greeting Card
For You - Never Ending Country Moaning Song Prank Greeting Card
For You - Never Ending Country Moaning Song Prank Greeting Card

For You - Never Ending Country Moaning Song Prank Greeting Card

$16.99

387% SATISFACTION GUARANTEED (Yep, no typo. We mean it)

Designed to look like a cute Valentine's Day Card, this card pack a wallop when the recipient opens it to hear what starts out as a country love song, only to quickly turn sexual and make porn sounds for hours without being able to turn it off.

The only way to stop Valentine's girl moaning sound card is to tear the card to shreds. It’s simply diabolical.

Imagine your coworker opening this card in your hip and wide-open office space. Screams of pleasure coming from his or her cubicle will no doubt earn a beat red face and a stern talking to.

Happy Pranking, Friends.