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Eat A Dick: The White Walker (White Chocolate)

$19.99
Eat A Dick: The White Walker (White Chocolate)
Eat A Dick: The White Walker (White Chocolate)
Eat A Dick: The White Walker (White Chocolate)
Eat A Dick: The White Walker (White Chocolate)
Eat A Dick: The White Walker (White Chocolate)
Eat A Dick: The White Walker (White Chocolate)
Eat A Dick: The White Walker (White Chocolate)
Eat A Dick: The White Walker (White Chocolate)
Eat A Dick: The White Walker (White Chocolate)

Eat A Dick: The White Walker (White Chocolate)

$19.99

387% SATISFACTION GUARANTEED (Yep, no typo. We mean it)

So you're saying our smooth, delicious, and original vegan chocolate dong isn't good enough for you?  No problem.

That's why we have the White Walker for you.

Handmade in our chocolate labs right here in San Diego, this recipe is something that's better than that BS Hershey's cookies and cream you get at the corner store.  This is 5OZ of solid white chocolate dick in a box.  

Perfect for a good laugh, sweet sweet revenge, or just a way to confuse the hell out of someone.

Hurry up and get yourself one.  If you want them to stick around, we need to sell them!

Orders typically take 1-3 business days to process. We ship to the US, Territories, military addresses, Canada and outside the US to most Countries. Contact us if you have any questions whatsoever.