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Dick Glitter Bomb Card

$9.99
Dick Glitter Bomb Card
Dick Glitter Bomb Card
Dick Glitter Bomb Card
Dick Glitter Bomb Card
Dick Glitter Bomb Card
Dick Glitter Bomb Card

Dick Glitter Bomb Card

$9.99

387% SATISFACTION GUARANTEED (Yep, no typo. We mean it)

Hail to the custom built dick glitter bomb card! Each is packed with dick glitter and ready to explode tiny penises over anyone who opens them! Also, it’s the perfect gift for your next Bachelorette party!

We have designed the perfect Dick Bomb Card for your pranking needs! It’s even the perfect gift for your favorite Bachelorette! Our Custom Made Greeting Cards and specially made pouches hold 1X, 2X, or 3X the dicks secretively in place until the card is opened. And of course, once opened, whoever opens it will have a huge mess on their hands! Select your own Custom Message for both Inside and Outside of your card in order to create the best pranking experience possible.