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Crushing Debt Funny Scented Candle

$24.99
Crushing Debt Funny Scented Candle
Crushing Debt Funny Scented Candle

Crushing Debt Funny Scented Candle

$24.99

387% SATISFACTION GUARANTEED (Yep, no typo. We mean it)

You don’t understand why people have a hard time finding a job—you have three. Welcome to the American dream! Cars, houses, student loans, fancy subscriptions, and that stuff you keep buying off the internet have all been calculated (with interest) into one overwhelming scent: Crushing Debt. Light this candle and let the real world hit you in the face with what you should have seen coming years ago. With just one swipe from your credit card, this candle will brighten up any room in your house.

100% Soy Wax 

12oz glass status jars.

Our candles measure about 4.5 inches high and 3.5 inches wide.

Each one weighs about 1.5 pounds.