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Jingle Balls - Never-Ending Porn Sound Prank Christmas Card

$15.99
Jingle Balls - Never-Ending Porn Sound Prank Christmas Card
Jingle Balls - Never-Ending Porn Sound Prank Christmas Card
Jingle Balls - Never-Ending Porn Sound Prank Christmas Card
Jingle Balls - Never-Ending Porn Sound Prank Christmas Card
Jingle Balls - Never-Ending Porn Sound Prank Christmas Card
Jingle Balls - Never-Ending Porn Sound Prank Christmas Card

Jingle Balls - Never-Ending Porn Sound Prank Christmas Card

$15.99

387% SATISFACTION GUARANTEED (Yep, no typo. We mean it)

Our Famous Never-Ending Greeting Cards are back for the holiday season! Anonymously send the most confusing and offensive cards you never knew you needed 

 

Jingle Balls!!  The Never-Ending Porn sound is designed to let the mother and father to-be know exactly what they are getting into. 

Whether you're having us write the custom message and send on your behalf anonymously, or getting in on the action and giving your target the gift in person, this crying baby is going to get under people's skin when it goes off

  • Up to four hours of continuously looping Porn Noises to make for maimum embarrassment.  Make sure they open it in public for maximum embarrassment and panic (video below)
  • Anonymously sent activate with your custom message already inside
  • The only way to stop the music is to destroy the card
  • When destroyed, a payload of fine glitter is there to make one final joke
  • maximum satisfaction knowing you have played the ultimate birthday prank

We all have those friends, family members, co-workers, and acquaintances who deserve the best of the best.  That's why we developed our Never-ending* Singing Cards for your enjoyment. 

Anonymously send the card they will never forget.  With up to four hours of looping embarrassing and funny sounds, these cards are designed for maximum confusion, frustration, and...well....embarrassment.  Check out our entire lineup of cards here for all your favorite occasions.  

Whether it's a birthday, the holidays, Valentine's Day, or just because, we know the greeting card game will never be the same again.