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Congratulations - Eat a Candy Chocolate Dick

$29.99
Congratulations - Eat a Candy Chocolate Dick
Congratulations - Eat a Candy Chocolate Dick
Congratulations - Eat a Candy Chocolate Dick
Congratulations - Eat a Candy Chocolate Dick
Congratulations - Eat a Candy Chocolate Dick
Congratulations - Eat a Candy Chocolate Dick
Congratulations - Eat a Candy Chocolate Dick

Congratulations - Eat a Candy Chocolate Dick

$29.99

387% SATISFACTION GUARANTEED (Yep, no typo. We mean it)

A real gift? Why would you do that when you can send them a gorgeous chocolate d*ck!

This milk chocolate dick in a box comes in a specially designed for anything you want to congratulate someone for.

Graduated community college after seven years? CONGRATULATIONS!

Cured COVID-19?  Dear god, please.

Finally moved out of your mom's basement?  Congratulations eat a dick chocolate penis, you sack!

Anyways...you get the picture.  This thing covers all the bases.

Originally developed as a way for people to anonymously tell their friends, office colleagues, etc to "eat a dick" without the repercussions, Dick at Your Door has grown into a great way to spice up the bachelorette party, have a laugh, or just eat some great chocolate.

These eat-a-dick chocolate gift boxes are shipped anonymously from our warehouse in San Diego, Ca.

Orders typically take 1-3 business days to process. We ship to the US, Territories, military addresses, Canada and outside the US to most Countries. Contact us if you have any questions whatsoever.