Congratulations - Eat a Candy Chocolate Dick$30.99
387% SATISFACTION GUARANTEED (Yep, no typo. We mean it)
A real gift? Why would you do that when you can send them a gorgeous chocolate d*ck!
This milk chocolate dick in a box comes in a specially designed for anything you want to congratulate someone for.
Graduated community college after seven years? CONGRATULATIONS!
Cured COVID-19? Dear god, please.
Finally moved out of your mom's basement? Congratulations eat a dick chocolate penis, you sack!
Anyways...you get the picture. This thing covers all the bases.
Originally developed as a way for people to anonymously tell their friends, office colleagues, etc to "eat a dick" without the repercussions, Dick at Your Door has grown into a great way to spice up the bachelorette party, have a laugh, or just eat some great chocolate.
These eat-a-dick chocolate gift boxes are shipped anonymously from our warehouse in San Diego, Ca.
Orders typically take 1-3 business days to process. We ship to the US, Territories, military addresses, Canada and outside the US to most Countries. Contact us if you have any questions whatsoever.