{"product_id":"christmas-card-variety-pack-20-unique-cards-envelopes","title":"Christmas Card Variety Pack (20 unique cards \u0026 envelopes)","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"1189\" data-start=\"839\"\u003eThe \u003cem data-end=\"907\" data-start=\"870\"\u003eCorporate Snark Christmas Card Pack\u003c\/em\u003e is here to save the season with 20 hilariously relatable cards for the overworked, underpaid, and mentally checked-out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1189\" data-start=\"839\"\u003eFrom \u003cem data-end=\"1066\" data-start=\"1033\"\u003e“Deck the Halls, Not Coworkers”\u003c\/em\u003e to \u003cem data-is-only-node=\"\" data-end=\"1115\" data-start=\"1070\"\u003e“All I Want for Christmas Is My Gross Pay,”\u003c\/em\u003e each card delivers festive chaos with just the right amount of HR risk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-is-only-node=\"\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"1390\" data-start=\"1191\"\u003ePerfect for coworkers, work besties, or anyone who celebrates the holidays with caffeine, sarcasm, and survival instincts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-is-only-node=\"\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"1390\" data-start=\"1191\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAdd to cart and spread unfiltered holiday cheer — one snarky card at a time.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"37\" data-start=\"0\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eChristmas Card Titles Included:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col data-end=\"832\" data-start=\"38\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"98\" data-start=\"38\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"98\" data-start=\"41\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Real Christmas Miracle Is We Haven’t Been Fired Yet\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"121\" data-start=\"99\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"121\" data-start=\"102\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFestive But Feral\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"175\" data-start=\"122\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"175\" data-start=\"125\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eWorking With Me Is Really Only The Gift You Need\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"221\" data-start=\"176\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"221\" data-start=\"179\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eAll I Want for Christmas Is My Gross Pay\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"235\" data-start=\"222\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"235\" data-start=\"225\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHo Ho No\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"276\" data-start=\"236\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"276\" data-start=\"239\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eCoworkers Are Like Christmas Lights\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"316\" data-start=\"277\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"316\" data-start=\"280\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eDear Santa, Just Bring the Bonuses\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"340\" data-start=\"317\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"340\" data-start=\"320\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eThis Place Is Nuts\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"366\" data-start=\"341\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"366\" data-start=\"344\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eMerry Crisis Opossum\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"408\" data-start=\"367\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"408\" data-start=\"371\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eSanta Knows You Lied on Your Resume\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"422\" data-start=\"409\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"422\" data-start=\"413\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eBite Me\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"457\" data-start=\"423\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"457\" data-start=\"427\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHo Ho Ho…ly Shit What a Year\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"509\" data-start=\"458\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"509\" data-start=\"462\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eSanta Knows You’ve Been a Freak in the Sheets\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"546\" data-start=\"510\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"546\" data-start=\"514\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eWishing You a Festive Meltdown\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"590\" data-start=\"547\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"590\" data-start=\"551\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eLook at Me Being All Festive and Shit\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"626\" data-start=\"591\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"626\" data-start=\"595\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eSlayin’ in Style, Silly Goose\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"705\" data-start=\"627\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"705\" data-start=\"631\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eChance Made Us Coworkers (Being Surrounded by Dumbasses Made Us Friends)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"741\" data-start=\"706\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"741\" data-start=\"710\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eDeck the Halls, Not Coworkers\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"804\" data-start=\"742\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"804\" data-start=\"746\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHo Ho Holy Shit What a Year (Dumpster Fire with Raccoon)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-style: italic;\" data-end=\"832\" 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