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Chocolate Dick: The Don

$19.99
Chocolate Dick: The Don
Chocolate Dick: The Don
Chocolate Dick: The Don
Chocolate Dick: The Don
Chocolate Dick: The Don

Chocolate Dick: The Don

$19.99

387% SATISFACTION GUARANTEED (Yep, no typo. We mean it)

Roses are so 2000. Chocolate is in......even better, a chocolate dick.

This vegan chocolate dick in a box is perfect for a special occasion or just a friendly reminder to eat a dick.

Originally developed as a way for people to anonymously tell their friends, office colleagues, etc to "eat a dick" without the repercussions, Dick at Your Door has grown into a great way to spice up the bachelorette party, have a laugh, or just eat some great chocolate.

Shipped anonymously from our warehouse in San Diego, Ca.

Orders typically take 1-3 business days to process. We ship to the US, Territories, military addresses, Canada and outside the US to most Countries. Contact us if you have any questions whatsoever.

***PLEASE NOTE***

If you are shipping to a hot location, please make sure to select insulated shipping when checking out!

We have developed a vegan solution to keep the chocolates from melting as quickly as most chocolate. It's still Chocolate, after all.