Chocolate Dick: The Don$19.99
387% SATISFACTION GUARANTEED (Yep, no typo. We mean it)
Roses are so 2000. Chocolate is in......even better, a chocolate dick.
This vegan chocolate dick in a box is perfect for a special occasion or just a friendly reminder to eat a dick.
Originally developed as a way for people to anonymously tell their friends, office colleagues, etc to "eat a dick" without the repercussions, Dick at Your Door has grown into a great way to spice up the bachelorette party, have a laugh, or just eat some great chocolate.
Shipped anonymously from our warehouse in San Diego, Ca.
Orders typically take 1-3 business days to process. We ship to the US, Territories, military addresses, Canada and outside the US to most Countries. Contact us if you have any questions whatsoever.
If you are shipping to a hot location, please make sure to select insulated shipping when checking out!
We have developed a vegan solution to keep the chocolates from melting as quickly as most chocolate. It's still Chocolate, after all.