Butthole Hand Soap
$12.99
387% SATISFACTION GUARANTEED (Yep, no typo. We mean it)
Clean yourself with something dirty!
Ever fantasized about the irony in cleaning yourself with [probably] the dirtiest part of the body?
Well, it's time to make your fantasies come to life!
Here's our watermelon-scented, butthole-shaped soap - your newest and fruitiest-smelling bathroom buddy that will have you rimming every shopping aisle for more!
It's soft on the skin and so friendly to the nose - what more can you actually ask for?
USAGE:
Unbox, lubricate, and take it for a spin! Trust us, you'd be ordering this by 5's the next time around!
- Watermelon Scented
- 3 inch wide
- 1 inch thick
- 1.2 oz / 35 g
