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Butthole Hand Soap

$12.99
Butthole Hand Soap
Butthole Hand Soap
Butthole Hand Soap

Butthole Hand Soap

$12.99

387% SATISFACTION GUARANTEED (Yep, no typo. We mean it)

Clean yourself with something dirty!

Ever fantasized about the irony in cleaning yourself with [probably] the dirtiest part of the body?

Well, it's time to make your fantasies come to life!

Here's our watermelon-scented, butthole-shaped soap - your newest and fruitiest-smelling bathroom buddy that will have you rimming every shopping aisle for more!

It's soft on the skin and so friendly to the nose - what more can you actually ask for?


USAGE:
Unbox, lubricate, and take it for a spin! Trust us, you'd be ordering this by 5's the next time around!

  • Watermelon Scented
  • 3 inch wide
  • 1 inch thick
  • 1.2 oz / 35 g