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Bumper Sticker\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"585\" data-end=\"991\"\u003eThis\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"590\" data-end=\"608\"\u003ebumper sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003easks the brave question Big Transmission doesn’t want answered: why would you drive a stick when sticks famously do not have wheels? Checkmate, automotive society. Featuring a photo of an actual tree branch doing absolutely zero horsepower, this Frog Mustard x Got Funny? collaboration is for anyone who enjoys jokes that make mechanics blink twice and slowly set down their coffee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"emgjk8\" data-start=\"993\" data-end=\"1049\"\u003eFunny Bumper Sticker for Manual-Transmission Menaces\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1051\" data-end=\"1350\"\u003eSome people make driving stick their entire personality. This design makes that problem worse, but in a legally adhesive way. 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