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Vaccine Box - Eat a Candy Chocolate Dick

$29.99
Vaccine Box - Eat a Candy Chocolate Dick
Vaccine Box - Eat a Candy Chocolate Dick
Vaccine Box - Eat a Candy Chocolate Dick
Vaccine Box - Eat a Candy Chocolate Dick

Vaccine Box - Eat a Candy Chocolate Dick

$29.99

387% SATISFACTION GUARANTEED (Yep, no typo. We mean it)

The Vaccine Box......the hero that everyone deserves, but not the one it needs right now. While the world burns, there's a glimmer of hope in the people. That hope comes from the Covid vaccine, but for the unfortunate soul that receives our vaccine box, that light is dimmed as they get a chocolate dick instead.

This Covid-19 vaccine chocolate dick box prank comes specially designed and in limited quantities, filled with our delicious chocolate dick and the unsuspecting quote we've all grown to love, "EAT A DICK". 

Originally developed as a way for people to anonymously tell their friends, office colleagues, etc to "eat a dongon" without the repercussions, D at Your Door has grown into a great way to spice up the bachelorette party, have a laugh, or just eat some great chocolate.

Orders typically take 1-3 business days to process. We ship to the US, Territories, military addresses, Canada and outside the US to most Countries. Contact us if you have any questions whatsoever.

**This is not an actual vaccine lol**