{"product_id":"this-candle-is-just-like-me-as-a-kid-funny-candle","title":"This Candle Is Just Like Me As A Kid Funny Candle","description":"\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for the mom who's mastered the art of handling your fiery spirit! It's a heartfelt, flaming tribute to her patience and love. Like you, it's warm, unforgettable, and a slight hazard if left unattended. Light it up to say thanks, but maybe keep a fire extinguisher handy, just in case!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOur Clear Jar Candle is a versatile addition to any decor style, enhancing the overall design aesthetic with its perfect blend of elegance and functionality. The coconut soy wax is a vegan blend, gluten-free, toxin-free, paraben-free, and phthalate-free, and comes from renewable sources.\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAvailable Fragrances: Coastal Cottage, Coconut Lime, Fragrance-Free, Grapefruit \u0026amp; Mangosteen, Lavender, Pink Berry, Spa Day, Vanilla Bean and White Oak Vanilla.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eView our fragrance description guide \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/pages\/our-scents\" title=\"Here\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/pages\/our-scents\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHERE.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCustom Label Size: 2.75 x 2.25\"\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eVessel Color: Clear\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eLid Colors: Gold\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWax Color: Natural (No Dyes)\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWick Material: Cotton (Lead and Zinc free)\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWax Material: Hand-Poured Coconut Soy Wax Made in the USA\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSize: 9 oz.; 2.8125\" (W or Diameter) x 3.5625\" (H with lid), 9\" (Circumference) \u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eVessel Height Variance of +\/- .25\"\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBurn Time Approx. 45 Hours\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHand Poured in the USA\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBefore Lighting:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBefore burning, always trim a cotton wick to 1\/4\" and 1\/8\" - 3\/16\" for a wood wick.\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eKeep the wax pool clear of wick trimmings, matches, and debris at all times.\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWhile Burning:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eKeep within sight\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eKeep away from flammable objects\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eKeep away from children and pets\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"Vanilla Bean","offer_id":52927274975507,"sku":"PMH81-L-VNB.539458","price":33.88,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Fragrance Free","offer_id":52927275008275,"sku":"PMH81-L-FFR.539458","price":33.88,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Grapefruit \u0026 Mangosteen","offer_id":52927275041043,"sku":"PMH81-L-GMG.539458","price":33.88,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Pink Berry","offer_id":52927275073811,"sku":"PMH81-L-PKB.539458","price":33.88,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false},{"title":"White Oak Vanilla","offer_id":52927275106579,"sku":"PMH81-L-WOV.539458","price":33.88,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Coastal Cottage","offer_id":52927275139347,"sku":"PMH81-L-CC.539458","price":33.88,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Coconut Lime","offer_id":52927275172115,"sku":"PMH81-L-CL.539458","price":33.88,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Lavender","offer_id":52927275204883,"sku":"PMH81-L-LAV.539458","price":33.88,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Spa Day","offer_id":52927275237651,"sku":"PMH81-L-SPA.539458","price":33.88,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0015\/5726\/6543\/files\/b2fef6f68c58729a953a097b8dc7574e458eedb5.jpg?v=1768353290","url":"https:\/\/suatmm.com\/en-ca\/products\/this-candle-is-just-like-me-as-a-kid-funny-candle","provider":"Shut Up and Take my MONEY","version":"1.0","type":"link"}