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scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\" data-turn-id=\"request-WEB:753726b0-4bf0-4563-8aa8-59579d4a6570-8\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-18\" data-scroll-anchor=\"true\" data-turn=\"assistant\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"6e9eda21-35b6-4a83-b8f2-71e52dab873c\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-3\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" data-turn-start-message=\"true\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word dark markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex flex-col text-sm pb-25\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\" data-turn-id=\"request-WEB:753726b0-4bf0-4563-8aa8-59579d4a6570-9\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-20\" data-scroll-anchor=\"true\" data-turn=\"assistant\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"f1d463a8-8f35-4bfc-9eee-9eadb14bfeec\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-3\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" data-turn-start-message=\"true\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word dark markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"94\"\u003eAdmit one exhausted employee to the greatest daily disaster, aka your workplace.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"94\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eThis ticket-shaped sticker is designed like your official VIP pass to chaos, confusion, and coworkers who somehow still don’t know how to open a PDF. It’s perfect for the person constantly managing fires they didn’t start.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"366\" data-end=\"538\"\u003eStick it anywhere that needs a little corporate dysfunction energy... laptops, water bottles, planners, desks, or the break room fridge everyone keeps stealing lunches from.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"540\" data-end=\"598\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eCongratulations. You’re officially running the circus now.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"271\" data-end=\"428\"\u003e✅ High-quality vinyl\u003cbr data-end=\"652\" data-start=\"649\"\u003e✅ Perfect for laptops, journals, water bottles \u0026amp; more\u003cbr data-end=\"708\" data-start=\"705\"\u003e✅ Indoor\/outdoor use\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"271\" data-end=\"428\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eSize: 2\" x 1\" or 3\" x 1.5\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003ci\u003eGet 1 or 50 for the entire dysfunctional team!\u003c\/i\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e","brand":"Corporate Snark","offers":[{"title":"2 inch \/ 1 Sticker - Solo Shit Show","offer_id":54557436248339,"sku":"sku-52386151432504","price":4.24,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2 inch \/ 5 Stickers - Emotional Support Coworker Pack","offer_id":54557436281107,"sku":"sku-52386151465272","price":19.45,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2 inch \/ 10 Stickers - Small Department Disaster Pack","offer_id":54557436313875,"sku":"sku-52386151498040","price":35.36,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2 inch \/ 20 Stickers - We're Like Family Here Pack","offer_id":54557436346643,"sku":"sku-52386151530808","price":63.65,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2 inch \/ 50 Stickers - Corporate Disaster Pack","offer_id":54557436379411,"sku":"sku-52386151563576","price":141.45,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3 inch \/ 1 Sticker - Solo Shit Show","offer_id":54557436412179,"sku":"sku-52405129904440","price":5.66,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3 inch \/ 5 Stickers - Emotional Support Coworker Pack","offer_id":54557436444947,"sku":"sku-52405129937208","price":26.52,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3 inch \/ 10 Stickers - Small Department Disaster Pack","offer_id":54557436477715,"sku":"sku-52405129969976","price":49.51,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3 inch \/ 20 Stickers - We're Like Family Here Pack","offer_id":54557436510483,"sku":"sku-52405130002744","price":91.94,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3 inch \/ 50 Stickers - Corporate Disaster Pack","offer_id":54557436543251,"sku":"sku-52405130035512","price":212.17,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0015\/5726\/6543\/files\/IMG_7208.png?v=1786376762","url":"https:\/\/suatmm.com\/en-ca\/products\/shit-show-ticket-sticker","provider":"Shut Up and Take my MONEY","version":"1.0","type":"link"}