{"product_id":"rfk-math-bumper-sticker","title":"I'm not Speeding I'm Driving 600% Under the Speed Limit (RFK Math)","description":"\u003csection class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto [content-visibility:auto] supports-[content-visibility:auto]:[contain-intrinsic-size:auto_100lvh] R6Vx5W_threadScrollVars scroll-mb-[calc(var(--scroll-root-safe-area-inset-bottom,0px)+var(--thread-response-height))] scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\" data-turn-id=\"request-WEB:1dc7e4e1-eb71-4223-aa0e-ab2f0f814a8f-9\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-20\" data-scroll-anchor=\"false\" data-turn=\"assistant\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"5a1bacca-6d66-4d55-b061-5549f15bf34a\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-5-thinking\" data-turn-start-message=\"true\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e \u003ch2 data-section-id=\"3cgyki\" data-start=\"422\" data-end=\"472\"\u003eBumper Sticker for Drivers With Suspicious Math\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"474\" data-end=\"562\"\u003eThis \u003cstrong data-start=\"479\" data-end=\"497\"\u003ebumper sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e is for drivers who see the speed limit and bring their own math.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"564\" data-end=\"671\"\u003e“I’m not speeding, I’m driving 600% under the speed limit” is weird, dumb, and deeply committed to the bit.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"673\" data-end=\"768\"\u003eIt gives RFK meme energy without needing a press conference, a chart, or a family intervention.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"770\" data-end=\"878\"\u003ePrinted on premium weatherproof vinyl, it is ready for cars, trucks, laptops, coolers, and public confusion.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ch3 data-section-id=\"17vzoqe\" data-start=\"880\" data-end=\"930\"\u003ePolitical Sticker Energy for the Deeply Unwell\u003c\/h3\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"932\" data-end=\"1031\"\u003eIf your humor is cursed and your math is criminal, this \u003cstrong data-start=\"988\" data-end=\"1009\"\u003epolitical sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e belongs in your life.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"1033\" data-end=\"1153\"\u003eIt delivers strange campaign-adjacent chaos without explaining itself. 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