{"product_id":"red-lights-bumper-sticker","title":"This Vehicle Stops at Red Lights Bumper Sticker","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eThis Vehicle Stops at Red Lights Bumper Sticker\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp\u003eBREAKING NEWS: this vehicle \u003cstrong\u003estops at red lights\u003c\/strong\u003e. Alert the media. Notify the Department of Transportation. Give this driver a medal. This \u003cstrong\u003ebumper sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e proudly announces your groundbreaking commitment to obeying one of the most basic traffic laws ever invented.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eFeaturing a bright yellow warning-style background, traffic light graphic, hazard symbol, and enormous red \u003cstrong\u003eSTOPS\u003c\/strong\u003e text, this design gives completely ordinary driving behavior the emergency-alert treatment it deserves. Move out of the way Student Driver, a NEW satefy sticker is in town.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ch3\u003eA Funny Bumper Sticker for Suspiciously Responsible Drivers\u003c\/h3\u003e \u003cp\u003eFinally, a \u003cstrong\u003efunny bumper sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e for motorists brave enough to admit they don't blast through intersections like they're auditioning for \u003cem\u003eGrand Theft Auto\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eAt approximately 8.5 x 2.5 inches, the rectangular design is large enough for the driver behind you to receive this extremely important public-service announcement. Every Frog Mustard product is handmade, so dimensions can vary slightly. 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