Katamco Toilet Timer (Dad)$17.99
387% SATISFACTION GUARANTEED (Yep, no typo. We mean it)
EXPLOSIVELY FUNNY GAG GIFT or Christmas stocking stuffer idea for your favorite stinker. Now there's a fun way to keep toilet clogging hogs from loafing around in the bathroom!
FOR THE LONG-POOPER OR POO-CRASTINATOR in your life. Give the gift of time management to your #1 compoodre and instantly wipe, flush, and plunge away lavatory laziness.
SPIN TO SET this funny timer. The Toilet Timer allows the user 5 minutes to make it happen, to go or get off the pot, or simply blame it on the dog. In the spirit of extravagant flatulence... gentlemen, fart your engines!
TOILET TIMER (CLASSIC) features a regular Joe seated on the golden throne, butt we also offer a few particularly bizarre models inspired by your dear old dawdling Dad, our presidential commander in relief, and White Elephant (AKA Dirty Santa) parties.
SUCCESSFULLY FUNDED ON KICKSTARTER by many good wives, desperate to regain timely access to their vanities. Katamco is proud to be an American company and happy to support gaseous humor worldwide, bringing together all countries of creed and crap under a single banner of brown.