{"product_id":"imperfect-i-could-be-meaner-notebook","title":"IMPERFECT I Could Be Meaner Notebook","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e⚠️ IMPERFECT ITEM ALERT!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis listing is for a slightly imperfect product.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"184\" data-end=\"209\"\u003eAbout Imperfect Items\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"209\" data-end=\"212\"\u003eThese are perfectly usable items that didn’t quite make the cut for full-price glory.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey may have minor cosmetic flaws from handling or the binding process, but they’re still fully functional and just as funny.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause of these small imperfections, they’re discounted and offered as a final sale for anyone who values humor over perfection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"469\" data-start=\"428\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"467\" data-start=\"428\"\u003ePossible imperfections may include:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"469\" data-start=\"428\"\u003eSmall scuffs or marks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"469\" data-start=\"428\"\u003eSlightly bent or dinged edges or corners\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"469\" data-start=\"428\"\u003eImperfect or slightly off punch holes from binding\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1048\" data-end=\"1094\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1048\" data-end=\"1092\"\u003eFinal\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003esale. No returns, no refunds, no exchanges.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"746\" data-start=\"726\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"744\" data-start=\"726\"\u003eShipping note:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"746\" data-start=\"726\"\u003eShips from the U.S. only. International buyers are responsible for any import fees.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1164\" data-end=\"1252\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBy purchasing, you acknowledge these imperfections and won’t be shocked later.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1164\" data-end=\"1252\"\u003e-----------------------\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cem data-end=\"46\" data-start=\"4\"\u003eThis Meeting Could Have Been a Fistfight\u003c\/em\u003e Notebook is your outlet for surviving corporate chaos one useless agenda at a time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for doodling through drama, recording nonsense, or tallying the number of times you’ve resisted violence in the conference room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd to cart and take notes while you plot your peaceful (ish) revenge.\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterials\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 8.5 x 5.5\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePaper 140 ruled line pages (70 sheets)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSpiral binding\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Corporate Snark","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":54557434052883,"sku":"sku-51795320635704","price":9.89,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0015\/5726\/6543\/files\/notebookpics_7.png?v=1786376747","url":"https:\/\/suatmm.com\/en-ca\/products\/imperfect-i-could-be-meaner-notebook","provider":"Shut Up and Take my MONEY","version":"1.0","type":"link"}