I Wish I Were An Octopus Valentine's Day Card$7.99
387% SATISFACTION GUARANTEED (Yep, no typo. We mean it)
“I WISH I WERE AN OCTOPUS…SO I WOULD HAVE 8 HANDS TO TOUCH YOUR BUTT WITH.”
8 hands…8 different angles to grab dat well-seasoned butt! Pick up this cute card for your sweet:)
MATERIAL & PACKAGING:
- Printed on premium, heavy cardstock.
- Card measures 4.25" x 5.5" inches folded (A2)
- Blank inside for your personal message.
- Includes a 4.25" x 5.5" inch A2 envelope for your card.
- Includes an extra 5x7" envelope in case you want to mail your card.
- Card wrapped in a protective cellophane sleeve.
- Ships in a sturdy, rigid envelope so your card(s) arrives safe and sound:)
- We are dedicated to fast shipping!
- All cards are shipped via USPS First Class mail.
- Shipping time usually takes between 2-3 business days, per USPS quote times.
- For international orders outside the US, please be aware that international shipping times vary and usually takes anywhere between 7-14 business days. Please take care to purchase your international orders well in advance.