{"product_id":"i-m-the-guy-your-mother-warned-you-about-hat","title":"I’m The Guy Your Mother Warned You About Hat","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIf subtle isn’t your thing, this one’s for you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eI’m The Guy Your Mother Warned You About\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e hat is loud, unapologetic, and built to get reactions. Featuring a bold embroidered patch with a mischievous wolf graphic, this design leans into that classic bad decision energy people can’t ignore.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eThis isn’t just a hat it’s a warning label.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e⚡\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e Why You’ll Want This\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e• Instant conversation starter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e• Funny, bold, slightly unhinged vibe\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e• Perfect for nights out, parties, and everyday wear\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e• Retro patch style that stands out in photos \u0026amp; videos\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e🧵\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e Features\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e• Premium embroidered front patch design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e• Structured mid-profile crown\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e• Adjustable snapback closure\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e• Durable stitching for long-term wear\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e• Breathable, comfortable fit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e📏\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e Details \u0026amp; Fit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e• One size fits most\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e• Adjustable snapback\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e• Mid-profile structured fit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e• Curved brim\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e• White crown with blue bill\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e🎯\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e Perfect For\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e• Bars, parties, and weekends\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e• Viral TikTok \/ Instagram content\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e• Gifting someone with humor\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e• Anyone who embraces attention\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e🇺🇸\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e Made \u0026amp; Fulfilled\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e• Embroidered in the USA (Lawrenceville, Georgia)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e• Made to order\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e• Fast turnaround with tracking\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Old School Hats","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54100794343699,"sku":null,"price":50.75,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0015\/5726\/6543\/files\/259B708F-7BAC-4D5F-B9D4-4A94BE5555A3.jpg?v=1777578045","url":"https:\/\/suatmm.com\/en-ca\/products\/i-m-the-guy-your-mother-warned-you-about-hat","provider":"Shut Up and Take my MONEY","version":"1.0","type":"link"}