{"product_id":"i-hope-this-email-finds-you-well-opossum-sticker","title":"I Hope This Email Finds You Well Opossum Sticker","description":"\u003carticle class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-843\" data-scroll-anchor=\"true\" data-turn=\"assistant\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:--spacing(4)] @[37rem]:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(6)] @[72rem]:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(16)] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:32rem] @[34rem]:[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @[64rem]:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"83409e21-70c7-4bce-a647-d1a2ba407dd6\" dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-5\" data-message-model-slug=\"o4-mini\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[3px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full break-words dark\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full break-words dark\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis opossum has read 47 passive-aggressive emails today and is clinging to sanity by a single tail hair.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you're replying with thinly veiled rage or just trying to survive another “per my last email,” this sticker is your emotional support rodent.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"271\" data-end=\"428\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePrinted on durable vinyl with a matte finish, it’s water-resistant, UV-resistant, and dishwasher safe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"271\" data-end=\"428\"\u003e✅ High-quality vinyl\u003cbr data-end=\"652\" data-start=\"649\"\u003e✅ Perfect for laptops, journals, water bottles \u0026amp; more\u003cbr data-end=\"708\" data-start=\"705\"\u003e✅ Indoor\/outdoor use\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"271\" data-end=\"428\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eApprox Size: 3\" x 3\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"271\" data-end=\"428\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eStick it where HR can’t see it. Or do. We’re not your therapist.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e","brand":"Corporate Snark","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54557428220179,"sku":"sku-51056862396728","price":5.66,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0015\/5726\/6543\/files\/64_fb61a639-315c-4a40-a4d5-49f62e0cbedf.png?v=1786376631","url":"https:\/\/suatmm.com\/en-ca\/products\/i-hope-this-email-finds-you-well-opossum-sticker","provider":"Shut Up and Take my MONEY","version":"1.0","type":"link"}