{"product_id":"funny-sticker-gaybeam-airport","title":"I Went Through the Gay Beam at the Airport and Now I'm Gay Bumper Sticker","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"604\" data-end=\"680\"\u003eFunny Sticker – I Went Through the Gay Beam at the Airport and Now I’m Gay\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp\u003eThis \u003cstrong data-start=\"1495\" data-end=\"1512\"\u003efunny sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e celebrates the moment you walked through airport security and became the main character of a completely fake government conspiracy theory.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"682\" data-end=\"736\"\u003eYou know that big glowing tube TSA makes you stand in?\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"738\" data-end=\"743\"\u003eYeah.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"745\" data-end=\"762\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"749\" data-end=\"761\"\u003eGay Beam\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"764\" data-end=\"989\"\u003eOne second you’re removing your belt and wondering if chapstick counts as a liquid. Next second you’re stepping out of the scanner with a completely new outlook on life and a powerful urge to text your best friend “omg wait.”\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"991\" data-end=\"1022\"\u003eScience is still investigating.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"1024\" data-end=\"1104\"\u003eUntil then, this \u003cstrong data-start=\"1041\" data-end=\"1058\"\u003efunny sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e serves as an official record of the incident.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"1106\" data-end=\"1238\"\u003eSlap this ridiculous\u003cstrong data-start=\"1127\" data-end=\"1144\"\u003e sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e on your car, laptop, water bottle, or cooler and let the world know the Gay Beam got you too.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003chr data-start=\"1240\" data-end=\"1243\"\u003e \u003ch2 data-start=\"1245\" data-end=\"1307\"\u003eA Funny Sticker Approved by Absolutely No Government Agency\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"1309\" data-end=\"1333\"\u003eTSA will never admit it.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"1335\" data-end=\"1398\"\u003eBut we all know something weird is happening in those scanners.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"1400\" data-end=\"1488\"\u003eWhy else would everyone come out of them blinking, confused, and slightly more fabulous?\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"1653\" data-end=\"1790\"\u003eIt’s loud.\u003cbr data-start=\"1663\" data-end=\"1666\"\u003eIt’s ridiculous.\u003cbr data-start=\"1682\" data-end=\"1685\"\u003eIt’s exactly the type of \u003cstrong data-start=\"1710\" data-end=\"1727\"\u003esticker\u003c\/strong\u003e that causes people in traffic to read it twice and then laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"1792\" data-end=\"1813\"\u003eMission accomplished.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003chr data-start=\"1815\" data-end=\"1818\"\u003e \u003ch2 data-start=\"1820\" data-end=\"1869\"\u003ePremium Vinyl Sticker for Maximum Public Chaos\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"1871\" data-end=\"1955\"\u003eThis isn’t some sad little craft sticker that dissolves the moment it sees sunlight.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"1957\" data-end=\"2140\"\u003eThis \u003cstrong data-start=\"1962\" data-end=\"1979\"\u003evinyl sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e is printed on thick outdoor-grade vinyl designed for the real world. 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someone at a stoplight nudge their passenger and go “wait… read that.”\u003c\/p\u003e \u003chr data-start=\"3428\" data-end=\"3431\"\u003e \u003ch2 data-start=\"3433\" data-end=\"3496\"\u003eAlso Available as a Car Magnet for Temporary Gay Beam Energy\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"3498\" data-end=\"3541\"\u003eNot ready to commit to sticker-level chaos?\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"3543\" data-end=\"3554\"\u003eNo problem.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"3556\" data-end=\"3679\"\u003eThis design is also available as a \u003cstrong data-start=\"3591\" data-end=\"3605\"\u003ecar magnet\u003c\/strong\u003e for people who want the same ridiculous humor without permanent adhesive.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"3681\" data-end=\"3887\"\u003eThe Frog Mustard \u003cstrong data-start=\"3698\" data-end=\"3712\"\u003ecar magnet\u003c\/strong\u003e sticks securely to metal surfaces like trunks and tailgates, but can also be removed whenever you feel like switching vehicles 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