{"product_id":"diarrhea-disaster-scented-candle-fart-stink-ass-poop-bomb-gag-prank-joke-gift","title":"DIARRHEA DISASTER Scented Candle -  Fart Stink Ass Poop Bomb GaG Prank Joke Gift","description":"\u003ch3 data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e💩🕯️ DIARRHEA DISASTER — THE WORST-SMELLING CANDLE EVER! 🤢😂\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Listing is for 1 USA-Made “DIARRHEA DISASTER” Scented Candle\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYa gotta ask yourself… \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD TODAY\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e that an item like this exists?! Well… sadly, it does. 😂 And honestly, we’re not sure whether to be proud or deeply concerned.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🤢 THIS CANDLE SMELLS TERRIBLE!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSeriously… \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTHIS CANDLE DOES NOT SMELL GOOD AT ALL!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Do NOT buy this candle if you're looking for something that smells nice. There are plenty of pleasant candles in the world. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTHIS IS NOT ONE OF THEM.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 💩\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003e😂 BUT DO BUY IT FOR A GREAT GAG GIFT!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLooking for a guaranteed laugh? Give someone the gift of a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003esoupy diarrhea disaster!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e This smells like \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePOOP ON STEROIDS!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 💩💪\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt was practically \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePAINFUL\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e for everyone at the factory to formulate this disgusting scent! They won't want to get anywhere near this candle… \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ebut they'll HAVE to!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 😂\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003e💩 PUTS THE “GAG” IN GAG GIFT!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe cannot stress this enough: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTHIS CANDLE SMELLS HORRIBLE.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 🤮 We actually feel a little bad for whoever receives it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003e❤️ MAYBE GIVE THEM A NICER CANDLE?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSeriously… \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNO ONE DESERVES TO RECEIVE A CANDLE THIS HIDEOUS.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e If you care about this person at all, please reconsider. 😂 There are nicer-smelling gifts out there. 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