{"product_id":"thank-you-for-holding-your-breath-hat","title":"Thank You For Holding Your Breath While I Smoke Goose Trucker Hat Funny Smoking Humor Embroidered Hat","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eSome people say smoking is a bad habit. This goose says it’s a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003epublic service\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eOur \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eThank You For Holding Your Breath While I Smoke\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e embroidered hat features a completely unbothered goose enjoying a cigarette while politely thanking everyone around him for their patience. Equal parts chaotic and polite, this design hits that perfect lane of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eunhinged internet humor and blue collar sarcasm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eEmbroidered in house for crisp detail and long lasting wear, this hat is built on a classic structured trucker style with a tall crown and curved brim that fits right into dive bars, bonfires, job sites, or anywhere sarcasm is appreciated.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eIt’s the type of hat that gets double takes, laughs, and at least one person saying Where did you get that?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003ePerfect for\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e• People who appreciate sarcastic humor\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e• Smokers with a sense of humor\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e• Meme lovers and internet chaos enjoyers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e• Anyone who enjoys hats that start conversations\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eFeatures\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e• Premium embroidered design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e• Structured trucker style fit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e• Curved brim with classic rope detail (on select colors)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e• Durable stitching that won’t peel or fade\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e• Designed and embroidered in-house\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eWarning: Wearing this hat may cause strangers to laugh, shake their head, or immediately ask where you bought it.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Old School Hats","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":53953367146771,"sku":null,"price":51.15,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown","offer_id":53953367179539,"sku":null,"price":51.15,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0015\/5726\/6543\/files\/5EADA2D4-1188-4938-9214-7E00DBD0510D.png?v=1773710265","url":"https:\/\/suatmm.com\/en-au\/products\/thank-you-for-holding-your-breath-hat","provider":"Shut Up and Take my MONEY","version":"1.0","type":"link"}