{"product_id":"please-lower-your-expectations-men-of-the-office-desk-flip-sign","title":"Please Lower Your Expectations Men of the Office Desk Flip Sign","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eThe Please Lower Your Expectations: Men of the Office Desk Flip Sign\u003cspan\u003e is the perfect desk accessory for anyone who's running on caffeine, sarcasm, and the bare minimum.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeaturing 12 hilariously relatable office moods and responses from the guys at work, this flip sign lets your coworkers know exactly where your head's at without you having to say a word. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you're avoiding unnecessary conversations, surviving another pointless meeting, or just trying to make it to Friday, there's a page for that.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e😎 Features 12 funny workplace moods and sayings\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e😎 Perfect for desks, cubicles, offices, and work-from-home setups\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e😎 Makes a hilarious gift for coworkers, bosses (the cool ones), and anyone who survives office life with humor\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e😎 A subtle way to set expectations before someone asks, \"Can I steal you for a minute?\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePhrases include: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOh look, nobody gives a shit!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHang in there, it gets way f*** worse.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI'm allergic to stupid motherf****. I break out in sarcasm.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI'd agree with you, but then we'd both be stupid a**holes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI like to give the impression I'm a f*** idiot so no one gives me any hard work.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThere's this cool free thing called Google. You should f*** try it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNext time you think about asking me a question... hesitate.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBefore you send a meeting invite, ask yourself could this be an email.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour lack of planning isn't my problem.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMy job would be a lot easier if you didn't f*** up yours so often.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBig fan of doing the bare minimum.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMy boss likes to do this cool thing, if you work hard, you get to do other people's work too.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eSize: 10\" x 5\" (25cm x 12.5cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFlip to match your mood, get a few laughs, and let your desk handle today's workplace communication.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Open Sans', 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Corporate Snark","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54557420421395,"sku":"11533929417851427529","price":27.33,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0015\/5726\/6543\/files\/1_4cf3c633-5aae-4a0c-a99e-7f61e38a4b26.jpg?v=1786376560","url":"https:\/\/suatmm.com\/en-au\/products\/please-lower-your-expectations-men-of-the-office-desk-flip-sign","provider":"Shut Up and Take my MONEY","version":"1.0","type":"link"}