{"product_id":"firearm-funny-car-sticker","title":"Cool High Beams! Want to See an Unregistered Firearm? Bumper Sticker","description":"\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"ctfnx0\" data-start=\"642\" data-end=\"715\"\u003eCool High Beams! Want to See an Unregistered Firearm? Funny Car Sticker\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"717\" data-end=\"877\"\u003eThis funny car sticker exists for one extremely important reason: people who drive around with their high beams on like they’re trying to land a helicopter.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"879\" data-end=\"1149\"\u003eYou know the type. You’re driving peacefully down the road and suddenly the car behind you lights up your mirrors like two portable suns strapped to a pickup truck. At that point you have two choices: quietly suffer… or let a unicorn with a gun speak on your behalf.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"1151\" data-end=\"1185\"\u003eThat’s where this design comes in.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"1187\" data-end=\"1440\"\u003eThe Cool High Beams! Want to See an Unregistered Firearm? funny car sticker features a majestic unicorn making some questionable life choices involving a firearm. It’s absurd, it’s chaotic, and it’s the perfect way to turn road rage into road humor.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"1442\" data-end=\"1548\"\u003eStick it on your car, toolbox, laptop, or water bottle and watch strangers do a double take at stoplights.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003chr data-start=\"1550\" data-end=\"1553\"\u003e \u003ch2 data-section-id=\"r533d\" data-start=\"1555\" data-end=\"1614\"\u003eA Bumper Sticker for Drivers Who Are Tired of High Beams\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"1616\" data-end=\"1653\"\u003eModern headlights are out of control.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"1655\" data-end=\"1889\"\u003eSome drivers are apparently convinced the road requires stadium lighting normally reserved for professional sports arenas. Instead of engaging in a passive-aggressive mirror war, this bumper decal handles the situation with humor.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"1891\" data-end=\"2099\"\u003eThe message is ridiculous enough to make people laugh, and the unicorn illustration seals the deal. It’s exactly the kind of design that makes someone behind you nudge their passenger and say, “Look at that.”\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"2101\" data-end=\"2124\"\u003eThat’s the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"2126\" data-end=\"2285\"\u003eFrog Mustard designs are meant to turn your vehicle into a rolling meme — the type of thing people screenshot, send to their friends, and remember weeks later.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003chr data-start=\"2287\" data-end=\"2290\"\u003e \u003ch2 data-section-id=\"sbew93\" data-start=\"2292\" data-end=\"2337\"\u003ePremium Vinyl Sticker Built for Real Roads\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"2339\" data-end=\"2400\"\u003eA good bumper design should last longer than the joke itself.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"2402\" data-end=\"2607\"\u003eThis decal is printed on premium vinyl sticker material made specifically for outdoor use. The vinyl includes a protective laminate that helps the design resist fading, peeling, and cracking over time.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"2609\" data-end=\"2633\"\u003eYour sticker can handle:\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul data-start=\"2635\" data-end=\"2700\"\u003e \u003cli data-section-id=\"1misyho\" data-start=\"2635\" data-end=\"2643\"\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"2637\" data-end=\"2643\"\u003erain\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli data-section-id=\"1lqxi5p\" data-start=\"2644\" data-end=\"2652\"\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"2646\" data-end=\"2652\"\u003esnow\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli data-section-id=\"cjylq6\" data-start=\"2653\" data-end=\"2665\"\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"2655\" data-end=\"2665\"\u003esunlight\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli data-section-id=\"1okxf7k\" data-start=\"2666\" data-end=\"2685\"\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"2668\" data-end=\"2685\"\u003ehighway driving\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli data-section-id=\"sm9m03\" data-start=\"2686\" data-end=\"2700\"\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"2688\" data-end=\"2700\"\u003ecar washes\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"2702\" data-end=\"2796\"\u003eThe result is a decal that stays crisp and readable long after cheaper stickers have given up.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"2798\" data-end=\"2889\"\u003eBecause if you’re putting something on your car, it should survive more than one road trip.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003chr data-start=\"2891\" data-end=\"2894\"\u003e \u003ch2 data-section-id=\"j0vlby\" data-start=\"2896\" data-end=\"2946\"\u003eWeatherproof Sticker That Survives the Elements\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"2948\" data-end=\"2989\"\u003eCars live outside, so durability matters.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"2991\" data-end=\"3145\"\u003eThis design is produced as a weatherproof sticker, meaning it’s built to withstand the usual mix of sun, moisture, temperature swings, and road grime.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"3147\" data-end=\"3335\"\u003eWhether your vehicle spends its time commuting through city traffic or cruising highways on long road trips, the materials are designed to keep the artwork vibrant and the lettering sharp.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"3337\" data-end=\"3416\"\u003eIn other words, the unicorn will still be doing its thing months down the road.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003chr data-start=\"3418\" data-end=\"3421\"\u003e \u003ch2 data-section-id=\"1r2hcff\" data-start=\"3423\" data-end=\"3487\"\u003eAlso Available as a Car Magnet (Including Extra-Thick Option)\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"3489\" data-end=\"3528\"\u003eNot everyone wants a permanent sticker.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"3530\" data-end=\"3702\"\u003eFor drivers who prefer flexibility, this design is also available as a car magnet. Magnets allow you to move the design between vehicles or remove it whenever you want.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"3704\" data-end=\"3727\"\u003eYou can choose between:\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"3729\" data-end=\"3842\"\u003eStandard Car Magnet\u003cbr data-start=\"3752\" data-end=\"3755\"\u003eA removable magnet that sticks to metal vehicle surfaces like trunk lids or hatchbacks.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"3844\" data-end=\"4031\"\u003eExtra-Thick 30-Mil Bumper Magnet\u003cbr data-start=\"3880\" data-end=\"3883\"\u003eA stronger, heavy-duty option made with thicker magnetic material. The added thickness improves grip and durability, especially for highway driving.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"4033\" data-end=\"4098\"\u003eBoth versions feature the same artwork and high-quality printing.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"4100\" data-end=\"4198\"\u003eJust remember that magnets only work on metal surfaces, since many modern bumpers are plastic.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003chr data-start=\"4200\" data-end=\"4203\"\u003e \u003ch2 data-section-id=\"1uat5w4\" data-start=\"4205\" data-end=\"4242\"\u003eWhy Frog Mustard Designs Stand Out\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"4244\" data-end=\"4334\"\u003eFrog Mustard is built on one idea: your car should be funnier than the one next to it.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"4336\" data-end=\"4462\"\u003eInstead of boring motivational quotes or generic decals, our designs lean into chaotic internet humor and absurd visual ideas.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"4464\" data-end=\"4543\"\u003eThat’s why so many people send photos of Frog Mustard bumpers to their friends.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"4545\" data-end=\"4563\"\u003eSomebody reads it.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"4565\" data-end=\"4581\"\u003eSomebody laughs.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"4583\" data-end=\"4614\"\u003eSomebody asks where you got it.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"4616\" data-end=\"4637\"\u003eMission accomplished.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003chr data-start=\"4639\" data-end=\"4642\"\u003e \u003ch1 data-section-id=\"1ht80gz\" data-start=\"4644\" data-end=\"4650\"\u003eFAQs\u003c\/h1\u003e \u003ch3 data-section-id=\"123m71u\" data-start=\"4652\" data-end=\"4695\"\u003eIs this funny car sticker weatherproof?\u003c\/h3\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"4697\" data-end=\"4847\"\u003eYes. This sticker is printed on premium vinyl to help it resist sun exposure, rain, and regular car washes.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003chr data-start=\"4849\" data-end=\"4852\"\u003e \u003ch3 data-section-id=\"34awao\" data-start=\"4854\" data-end=\"4911\"\u003eCan I get this funny car sticker as a magnet instead?\u003c\/h3\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"4913\" data-end=\"5051\"\u003eYes. This sticker design is also available as both a standard removable car magnet and an upgraded extra-thick bumper magnet.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003chr data-start=\"5053\" data-end=\"5056\"\u003e \u003ch3 data-section-id=\"pc9ljs\" data-start=\"5058\" data-end=\"5108\"\u003eWill this funny car sticker last on a vehicle?\u003c\/h3\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"5110\" data-end=\"5253\"\u003eThe funny sticker is made from outdoor-grade vinyl designed for long-term vehicle use, so it can remain vibrant and readable for years.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"5484\" data-end=\"5538\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.frogmustardstickers.com\/collections\/all\" title=\"\" target=\"_self\"\u003eShop All\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/frogmustardstickers\" title=\"\" target=\"_self\"\u003eFollow us on Instagram\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Frog Mustard Stickers","offers":[{"title":"Sticker","offer_id":53953377173779,"sku":"firearm sticker","price":14.94,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Magnet","offer_id":53953377206547,"sku":"firearm magnet","price":20.63,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Thick Magnet","offer_id":53953377239315,"sku":"firearm XL","price":23.48,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0015\/5726\/6543\/files\/il_fullxfull.7843264605_6lc4.jpg?v=1773710735","url":"https:\/\/suatmm.com\/en-au\/products\/firearm-funny-car-sticker","provider":"Shut Up and Take my MONEY","version":"1.0","type":"link"}