{"product_id":"ew-people-sticker","title":"Ew People Sticker","description":"\u003carticle class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-843\" data-scroll-anchor=\"true\" data-turn=\"assistant\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:--spacing(4)] @[37rem]:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(6)] @[72rem]:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(16)] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:32rem] @[34rem]:[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @[64rem]:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"83409e21-70c7-4bce-a647-d1a2ba407dd6\" dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-5\" data-message-model-slug=\"o4-mini\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[3px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full break-words dark\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"82\" data-end=\"158\"\u003eFor when \"small talk\" feels like a personal attack.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"160\" data-end=\"344\"\u003eThis sticker says what your resting bitch face has been screaming all week. Perfect for introverts, antisocial girlies, or anyone who’s one Slack ping away from faking their own death.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"456\" data-end=\"498\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eDurable. Waterproof. Socially unavailable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"456\" data-end=\"498\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePrinted on durable vinyl with a matte finish, it’s water-resistant, UV-resistant, and dishwasher safe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"774\" data-start=\"629\"\u003e✅ High-quality vinyl\u003cbr data-end=\"652\" data-start=\"649\"\u003e✅ Perfect for laptops, journals, water bottles \u0026amp; more\u003cbr data-end=\"708\" data-start=\"705\"\u003e✅ Indoor\/outdoor use\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"774\" data-start=\"629\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eApprox Size: 3\" x 2\"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"774\" data-start=\"629\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eStick it on your laptop, water bottle, or anywhere that needs a little warning label for the general public.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Corporate Snark","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54557423108371,"sku":"sku-50868233797944","price":5.76,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0015\/5726\/6543\/files\/70_a07193b2-7aac-4192-be13-69ba4111a277.png?v=1786376620","url":"https:\/\/suatmm.com\/en-au\/products\/ew-people-sticker","provider":"Shut Up and Take my MONEY","version":"1.0","type":"link"}