{"product_id":"deck-the-halls-not-coworkers-christmas-card","title":"Deck The Halls Not Coworkers Christmas Card","description":"\u003carticle data-turn=\"assistant\" data-scroll-anchor=\"true\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-136\" data-turn-id=\"request-WEB:205d74ce-4344-4e1e-81af-4dec2bd662f1-88\" dir=\"auto\" class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:--spacing(4)] thread-sm:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(6)] thread-lg:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(16)] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] thread-lg:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-5\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-id=\"0d9b164c-83eb-4099-b5cd-30be0b1fb545\" data-message-author-role=\"assistant\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[1px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full break-words dark markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-is-only-node=\"\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"268\" data-start=\"0\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eThe \u003cem data-start=\"4\" data-end=\"35\"\u003eDeck the Halls, Not Coworkers\u003c\/em\u003e Christmas Card is the perfect mix of festive and fed up — ideal for anyone barely holding it together through holiday deadlines and mandatory cheer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-is-only-node=\"\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"268\" data-start=\"0\"\u003ePerfect for coworkers, managers, or your favorite HR risk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-is-only-node=\"\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"268\" data-start=\"0\"\u003eAdd to cart and spread some seasonally appropriate aggression.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-is-only-node=\"\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"268\" data-start=\"0\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eIncludes white 5.25x7.25 Envelope.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCard Size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 5\" x 7\" (127mm x 177.8mm)\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Corporate Snark","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54557431595283,"sku":"sku-51206547243320","price":5.17,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0015\/5726\/6543\/files\/22_52870861-dc80-4dc2-abc3-128bbdb8c42a.jpg?v=1786376690","url":"https:\/\/suatmm.com\/en-au\/products\/deck-the-halls-not-coworkers-christmas-card","provider":"Shut Up and Take my MONEY","version":"1.0","type":"link"}