{"product_id":"bumper-sticker-forgot","title":"I Forgot What I was Gonna Say Bumper Sticker","description":"\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"up1opx\" data-start=\"355\" data-end=\"414\"\u003eBumper Sticker for People Whose Brain Just Left the Chat\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"416\" data-end=\"834\"\u003eThis \u003cstrong data-start=\"421\" data-end=\"439\"\u003ebumper sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e is for the mentally overclocked and proudly unserious.\u003cbr data-start=\"494\" data-end=\"497\"\u003e“I Forgot What I Was Gonna Say” turns confusion into art.\u003cbr data-start=\"554\" data-end=\"557\"\u003eIt features a cowboy skeleton holding a gun and absolutely no coherent follow-through.\u003cbr data-start=\"643\" data-end=\"646\"\u003eThat is exactly the joke.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"416\" data-end=\"834\"\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"671\" data-end=\"674\"\u003eThis \u003cstrong data-start=\"679\" data-end=\"697\"\u003esticker\u003c\/strong\u003e takes one lost thought 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keeps the joke going wherever it lands.\u003cbr data-start=\"1566\" data-end=\"1569\"\u003eIt also works for people who want durable nonsense with style.\u003cbr data-start=\"1631\" data-end=\"1634\"\u003eA \u003cstrong data-start=\"1636\" data-end=\"1653\"\u003efunny sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e should not fall apart after one rainy week.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ch3 data-section-id=\"kyocjn\" data-start=\"1699\" data-end=\"1754\"\u003eCar magnet option for commitment-phobes and cowards\u003c\/h3\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"1756\" data-end=\"2143\"\u003eNot ready for the full send?\u003cbr data-start=\"1784\" data-end=\"1787\"\u003eGet it as a \u003cstrong data-start=\"1799\" data-end=\"1813\"\u003ecar magnet\u003c\/strong\u003e instead.\u003cbr data-start=\"1822\" data-end=\"1825\"\u003eYou still get the same joke with less commitment.\u003cbr data-start=\"1874\" data-end=\"1877\"\u003eThere is also an extra-thick magnet option.\u003cbr data-start=\"1920\" data-end=\"1923\"\u003eThat is for 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