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Because only the finest materials are used to make these glasses, please hand-wash only\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eUNIQUE DRINKING EXPERIENCE: Each drinking experience, whether it's a celebration, wedding anniversary or birthday is special. Make it unique with these beautiful bar glasses that are for more interesting than conventional Whiskey Decanters. This set will be perfect set for any bar table, making a statement to your class and sophistication.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eGREAT GIFT: Groomsmen Gift- Best Man Gift- Wedding Gift- Graduation Gift- Father's day gift- Birthday Gift- Anniversary Gift- and a- Gift for all Liquor, Spirit, and Coffee lovers. It will also make the perfect gift for combat lovers, veterans, and military enthusiasts. We guarantee that the recipient of the gift will enjoy it as much as you enjoy giving it.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Wine Savant","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32078260535407,"sku":"","price":135.15,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0015\/5726\/6543\/products\/ezgif-3-4e0c4a3c2337.jpg?v=1600886403"},{"product_id":"jolly-elf-waving-wipertag-pre-order","title":"Jolly Elf Waving WiperTag","description":"\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThis adorable waving elf design will bring a smile and holiday joy to anyone and everyone who sees it!  Universal size fits all rear wipers.  Both the WiperTag arm and window decal are removable and can be reused for many years. Both are UV protected against fading.  The window decal is also laminated for additional protection.  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eApproximate measurements:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWiperTag Arm measures  9\" L x \"3.5 W\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElf Window Decal measures 10\" W x 10\" H\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003ciframe src=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/QzkwLvOZwO4yrce7nl\" width=\"480\" height=\"320\" class=\"giphy-embed\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/QzkwLvOZwO4yrce7nl\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/iframe\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Simple installation:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eClean and dry rear window and wiper thoroughly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAttach waving arm to wiper according to the instructions on packaging.  You will be able to adjust slightly left or right as necessary.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBefore removing back of decal, align to the correct side of the wiper for positioning. The elf decal should attach to the right since he's waving his right arm.  If needed, you can trim the decal to fit around the wiper arm if yours is mounted through the window.  \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eRemove decal backing, align level with minimal touching on the adhesive, and from the bottom up gently lay the decal on the window pushing out any wrinkles on the way up.  Remove and realign if needed.  Save the paper backing if you want to reuse each season.  \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFollow up by using a credit card or something thin and flexible to push any wrinkles or bubbles towards the outside of the decal.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eTo get the most from your decal, keep your wiper blades free of dirt and debris.  Remove the WiperTag arm before entering a car wash.  \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eTo remove the decal, make sure it is not freezing or it could tear. Remove indoors or warm with a blow dryer. Make sure your hands, window, and decal are clean and dry.  Simply pick off an edge and slowly peel off, then apply back to the original paper.  Remove WiperTag arm by tilting sideways and unlocking.  The number of times the decal can be reused varies depending on well it is taken care of.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e *Character will upside down with wipers mounted on the top of the window.   Wipers mounted below the window may not create the same desired effect.  \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ePlease check with your local and state laws regarding window decals and exterior accessories prior to ordering.  \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0979\/9432\/files\/about_wipertags_medium.png?v=1489457956\" alt=\"About WiperTags\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0979\/9432\/files\/about_wipertags_medium.png?v=1489457956\"\u003e \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cb data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMADE IN USA!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0979\/9432\/files\/animated_flag_compact.gif?v=1489461620\" alt=\"\" width=\"81\" height=\"50\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0979\/9432\/files\/animated_flag_compact.gif?v=1489461620\"\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWiperTags are FUN, creative, durable covers which attach to rear vehicle wipers.   \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAvailable in many universal sizes, they're made to fit 99% of all rear vehicle wipers.  \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wipertagstore.com\/pages\/faqs\" title=\"WiperTags Frequently Asked Questions\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/wipertagstore.com\/pages\/faqs\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eRefer to our FAQs\u003c\/a\u003e for additional info.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMade with 100% UV-protected materials to help prevent fading, cracking, and peeling.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDesigned for year-round weather conditions, including sun, rain, sleet, and snow.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDetachable and interchangeable with hundreds of other designs.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAlso attach to bumpers, tailgates, or any smooth surface.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWindow decals are laminated and UV protected with an easy peel removable backing to prevent sticky adhesive left on your vehicle (If applicable*)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWiperTags can be made into just about any design, customized for organizations for fundraising, branding, and promotions.  \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wipertagstore.com\/pages\/custom-designs\" title=\"Learn more about custom designed WiperTags for rear wipers\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/wipertagstore.com\/pages\/custom-designs\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eLearn more\u003c\/a\u003e about custom designs.  \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e*Note: This design is not associated with or licensed with the Elf movie \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wipertags","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32197339283567,"sku":"","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0015\/5726\/6543\/products\/buddytheelfwavingwiperdecalwipertag_a_1024x1024_c1c77c1d-5cee-4c48-8b2e-e3b4f370dfef.jpg?v=1605248409"},{"product_id":"tirecockz-christmas-edition","title":"TireCockz Prank Valve Stem Caps Christmas Edition","description":"\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eTirecockz: Christmas Edition\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eDeck your balls with cockz of merry fa la la la la la la la la. 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